Party and Halloween: Halloween is cancelled

Halloween is cancelled

By iliveformystery - 31/10/2014 15:56 - United States - Oshkosh

Today, I went to a Halloween party dressed as a pirate. Someone complimented me on how convincing the fake teeth were that I had on for my costume. I wasn't wearing fake teeth. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/03/2011 06:07 - Canada

Today, I was performing a show about pirates for a youth program. A child started crying because I wasn't a real pirate. A little girl took my defense, saying, "He's a real pirate, his teeth are all yellow!" FML

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By Anonymous - 30/10/2010 04:53 - United States

Today, everyone commented on how realistic my "fat suit" was. I didn't dress up for Halloween. FML

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By story of my life. - 21/02/2009 14:33 - Switzerland

Today, at a party I told this guy that I really liked his pirate costume. Turns out he wasn't wearing a costume, his eye was shot out with a BB gun. This explains the eye patch. FML

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By notaprossie - 03/02/2010 08:42 - South Africa

Today, I went to a dress up party. The theme was pirates and prostitutes. At the door I was handed a voucher that said: 'Thank you for dressing up. Collect your free drink at the bar.' I didn't dress up. FML

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By murp - 18/10/2012 16:26 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I went out for a few drinks with some friends. All night, I kept smiling and showing off my newly brace-free teeth. Later on, one of my friends drunkly asked, "Why does she keep smiling? Her teeth are fucking jacked." FML

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By tinydancer - 10/05/2012 18:10 - United States - Richmond

Today, I went to a party dressed as a zombie. Everyone admired my hilarious "zombie dancing". Those were my regular dance moves. FML

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Fruity party

By Anonymous - 19/08/2023 06:00 - Australia - Perth

Today, I went to a costume party dressed as a pineapple. As it turned out, the theme was "tropical", not "tropical fruit". Everyone else was in Hawaiian shirts while I stood there looking fruity. FML

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By hallofail - 01/11/2012 00:40 - United States - Birmingham

Today, I dressed up like a pirate, dressed my dog as a parrot and bought $30 worth of candy to pass out to trick-or-treaters. I waited by the door for 3 hours. Not one kid came. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/10/2009 23:37 - United States

Today, it was Halloween, and I was giving candy to kids. When a group of kids who looked like they were around 4 years old came up to me and said, "Hey mister, do you have one of those things that make it look like you are fat under your shirt?" I didn't have one of those, but I lied and said, "Yes." FML

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By PieterseMJ - 02/11/2012 12:17 - South Africa - Sandton

Today, my company had a Halloween party. I was so excited seeing as our company never does anything, so I pulled out all the stops with my costume. I was the only one who got dressed up. FML

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Wizardo 33

Saturday 1 November 2014 0:55

Yarrr, there be no dental plan in a pirates life. Ya lilly livered scum.

JMichael 25

Saturday 1 November 2014 0:55

Time to start brushing?

Comments

BrownEyednWild86 7

Saturday 1 November 2014 2:14

get your teeth fixed

bruuuuh 7

Saturday 1 November 2014 2:41

Redneck problems.

RedPillSucks 31

Saturday 1 November 2014 5:59

Or people how can't afford a dental plan, which is 80% of the world

redneck66 11

Saturday 1 November 2014 6:25

i really hate to tell you this...but sweety, im 18, reneck as hell, and i have perfect teeth. never had a problem with them. and yeah, i dip. my teeth just stay perfect. so the stereotypes, huh?....how about this, i think youre an idiot because you cant even form a real word as your username. just bruuuuh...sounds like youre either high on meth, or you listen to rap too much.

Hiimhaileypotter 52

Saturday 1 November 2014 19:57

#31 Wouldn't be too proud of having perfect teeth because you could end up with mouth cancer later on, with you dipping and all. Hopefully not, but still. Also, even though her comment was rude, saying "sweety" like that just sounds condescending and makes people tune out the rest of your argument as well.

bruuuuh 7

Sunday 2 November 2014 1:51

Now you're the one stereotyping . Just because of my User name doesn't mean I'm dumb or listen to rap or do drugs. I've never done drugs, country is my favorite genre of music and I have a 4.0 gpa but thanks for trying! Btw I'm sorry if my comment offended you I didn't intend for it to offend anyone!

mylifebitches666 18

Saturday 1 November 2014 2:41

take a hint op

vipirius 18

Saturday 1 November 2014 2:48

Someone hasn't been eating enough apples.

Psychosys 16

Saturday 1 November 2014 3:52

It's an apple a day keeps the doctor away, not the dentist

lulinator 40

Saturday 1 November 2014 4:39

Actually, apples are great for teeth. They stimulate the gums, and increase saliva flow. Apple juice, on the other hand, not quite so good for teeth!

redneck66 11

Saturday 1 November 2014 6:22

well look at you! all dental and whatnot.^

DianaFrances411 13

Saturday 1 November 2014 10:48

A dentist IS a doctor

Flowtastic 16

Saturday 1 November 2014 4:04

Fix yo grill

ostfaiz 18

Saturday 1 November 2014 4:30

Hows that possible on a costume, somebody help me in gasping

brivielle 15

Saturday 1 November 2014 6:28

Yea i underrstand the gasping. It's pne of the reactions you get when you get high pn something. Hopefully life.

blindkid1790 12

Saturday 1 November 2014 4:43

rum. rums good

CandyApple88 13

Saturday 1 November 2014 5:24

See a dentist. And don't be like a dude I know with only 4 teeth left, thinking the girls all want him because he now resembles a rabbit with only two front teeth....