Health: Gross

Gross

By nikki - 10/10/2010 00:47 - United States

Today, my mom realized we have been sharing tooth brushes because they are similar colors. I told her it doesn't really matter since we're mother and daughter. She responded by saying that she loves me, but she has no idea where my mouth has been, and she doesn't want my diseases. Thanks mom. FML

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Same thing different taste

By uglychick - 05/09/2009 17:29 - Canada

Today, my brother came out of the shower and sat with my mom and me on the couch. He then says he liked the idea of the extra toothbrush in the shower, it helps him clean between his toes. I have been using that to brush my teeth for the last two weeks. FML

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Best teeth in the game

By jj. - 08/09/2024 05:00 - United States

Today, as always, my mom loudly asked me if I'd brushed my teeth, then replied to my yes with, “I don’t believe you.” All because I forgot to brush my teeth once when I was 5. I’m 17 now. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/01/2011 05:11 - United States

Today, I found out everyone in my family thought the red toothbrush was theirs, and that all four of us have been using the same toothbrush for months. FML

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By anonymous - 27/06/2015 17:40 - United States

Today, my mom said that if I wasn't her daughter, she probably wouldn't even like me. FML

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Get me out of this shithole

By nothing is sacred - 23/02/2017 12:00 - United States - Reynoldsburg

Today, I caught my mom using my toothbrush and washcloth again, despite her having both her own bathroom and supplies. I asked her to please not use mine, to which she called me an ungrateful bitch. My dad agreed. Yet they wonder why I've been desperately saving money to move out. FML

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By aggghghgh - 14/05/2016 08:51

Today, I found out my whole family has been mistakenly using the same toothbrush for over a month. FML

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By gross - 02/05/2015 18:39 - Canada - Ottawa

Today, I changed my toothbrush because the bristles were wearing down. My brother later asked me why I changed his toothbrush. Apparently we've been sharing the same one for the past several weeks. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/12/2011 07:28 - United States

Today, I overheard my mom telling my younger sister not to use my razors because she "doesn't know what I may have." FML

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8 out of 10 dentists

By Anonymous - 03/01/2021 08:02

Today, my 45 year-old sister blamed my parents yet again for losing one tooth after the other because they did not tell her to brush her teeth before going to bed. It's general knowledge, honey. And somehow, I still have all my teeth. FML

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Mom won this one

By duuuuude - 17/04/2009 03:08 - United States

Today, I was home alone while my mom went out to dinner. I decided to hop in the shower, and I noticed my mom left her douche in there. After, I texted her telling her what I found and that it was gross. Her response? "It's not gross. It came from my vagina, like you and your sister." FML

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MAGNAVOX 0

Sunday 10 October 2010 9:09

She has a point, who knows what has been in your mouth!

lizamaphone 6

Sunday 10 October 2010 9:09

whether you're related or not, you still have germs! that's nasty!

Comments

Allymeme 3

Sunday 10 October 2010 15:22

I would have reacted the same way.... I hate sharing toothbrushes. This isn't a FML! Get over yourself.

xxniteskie 1

Sunday 10 October 2010 15:27

I'm pretty sure mixing up tooth brushes (especially with your parents) is one thing that I'm almost terrified of. I'm almost sure it's worst than walking in on your parents. it's kind of gross you're so okay with it. *shiver*

HardcoreHelena 0

Sunday 10 October 2010 15:38

well what are your diseases..

Loki966 1

Sunday 10 October 2010 15:45

lol your mom thinke you are a *****

stevenmx86 7

Sunday 10 October 2010 15:47

She's right op and do you really want the food particles that were in your mom's mouth?

Angejolie 0

Sunday 10 October 2010 16:02

She's right because diseases like hepatitis can be transmitted just by sharing a toothbrush. Your mom suffered enough pain when she gave birth to you.

love_me_electric 20

Sunday 10 October 2010 17:05

Ew. Just because you're related doesn't mean you have the same germs. you're just as likely to get a disease from a relative as you are from some random stranger. Would you share your toothbrush with a stranger? :x

mikejunior88 4

Sunday 10 October 2010 17:15

who would want to share toothbrushes.. related or not, that is still gross

mike3775 36

Sunday 10 October 2010 17:27

My kid once used my toothbrush and I immediately tossed it in the garbage. Yuck at using someone elses toothbrush. I don't even drink from the same glass, can, bottle as someone else, I don't even share silverware with my kids either. I don't even eat off someone else's plate after they are done, because you do not know what is in the mouth.