Birthday, Break-ups and Love: Great timing, dude

Great timing, dude

By misswhiskers - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Australia

Today, it's my birthday. I woke up to a text message from my boyfriend, breaking up with me. When I commented on his impeccably bad timing, he admitted he'd forgotten it was my birthday. FML

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You deserved it 3 446

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Today, I broke up with my boyfriend, since we weren't getting along. When I got home, I remembered that today is his birthday. Him and all our friends now think I'm a total bitch. FML

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By Lalalala - 06/09/2020 02:02 - United States - Austin

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You deserved it 120

By Rachel8896 - 15/08/2013 11:28 - United States - Lakewood

Today, it was my birthday. I spent all day in bed, sick with the flu. My boyfriend then broke up with me by text, because he didn't want to risk getting sick by doing it in person. FML

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You deserved it 3 424

By Plume - 23/12/2008 07:43 - France

Today, it's my birthday. My ex just sent me a text. I read it, happy he had remembered. He wanted me to know he has a new girlfriend. FML

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You deserved it 2 477

By lovefool - 12/01/2011 10:58 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend of a year dumped me by text. It's also the day that the birthday present I ordered for him was finally processed and shipped, meaning I can't cancel and get my money back. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 721

You deserved it 2 847

Jimboom 11

Monday 28 February 2011 16:14

Take it as a blessing in disguise then. The fact he didn't even remember your birthday and broke up with you via text should tell you what a douche he is. Go out, enjoy your birthday and move on. Happy birthday

OCDC 9

Monday 28 February 2011 16:06

Awww that sucks :/ happy birthday though!!

Comments

alexFYL 11

Monday 28 February 2011 19:24

You can't text message breakup!

CreepyCrawl 0

Monday 28 February 2011 19:39

Good riddance, I'd say. He couldn't even remember your birthday. Now you can go find someone worthy.

klong91 7

Monday 28 February 2011 19:39

He didn't forget he just didn't want to buy you anything.

NicoleKarhoe 0

Monday 28 February 2011 19:51

That sucks. What a doucher. You didnt deserve that. And just because some douchebag is gone..doesnt mean your life sucks.so idk how to vote this FML. But you deserve better.