Intimacy, Sex, Porn and Frustration: Anarchy in the UK

Anarchy in the UK

By Anonymous - 23/08/2025 14:00 - United Kingdom

Today, a lack of porn is ruining my life. My boyfriend refuses to verify his age for some reason, so now every time he’s horny he pesters me instead of sneaking off to the bathroom. I enjoy sex and porn too, but not three times a day. I’ve got other shit to do. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 05/01/2010 07:16 - United States

Today, I learned that my boyfriend waits 'til I am asleep to wack off to porn on the internet. We haven't had sex in months because he doesn't want to. FML

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Libido

By Jena - 05/08/2022 01:00 - United States - Portland

Today, I found out that my boyfriend would rather jerk off to porn than to ever touch me, even if I wear a naughty outfit. FML

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You deserved it 345

By serenti - 13/10/2011 21:30 - Sweden

Today, my boyfriend told me that the only reason he likes me is because I let him watch porn without throwing a fuss. FML

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You deserved it 7 043

Leave me alone

By Just fucking wank it off already and stop bugging me - 09/08/2024 15:00 - United States

Today, my man has quit watching porn for "health benefits." Before, he only wanted sex once or twice a month. Now it's almost every damn night. Every time I try to convince him to go back to porn, he throws a tantrum. FML

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You deserved it 746

Sexy times

By Anonymous - 01/04/2022 03:00 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend turned down sex so he could masturbate to his favourite Japanese cartoon porn. I was obviously horny but his compromise was to offer to watch it and masturbate together. I’m an adult damnit, I want sex, not pissing cartoons. FML

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You deserved it 353

By MyHeadHurts - 20/01/2012 10:42 - Ireland

Today, I got bored looking at porn. FML

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Bored

By Anonymous - 23/06/2022 18:00

Today, my boyfriend told me he’d rather masturbate than have sex with me, and that sex with me is a chore. FML

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You deserved it 433

By anon - 25/10/2010 05:42 - United States

Today, I found out my boyfriend watches porn. Specifically, today, while I was in the shower. In the next room. We were alone in the house and he still chose porn. FML

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You deserved it 7 185

uBlock, mate

By Anonymous - 11/09/2021 05:01

Today, my husband has been in a bad mood all week, so I finally demanded to know why. He told me his favourite porn site has suddenly started showing adverts, so now he can’t wank in peace anymore without pop-up ads appearing every 20 seconds. FML

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You deserved it 250

By apparently inexperienced - 11/09/2012 16:54 - United States - Brockton

Today, after what I thought was an amazing sex session with my boyfriend, he let out a big sigh and told me I need to watch more porn. FML

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duchessdoughnut 2

Saturday 23 August 2025 17:11

VPN

Lost Reggie 21

Saturday 23 August 2025 20:00

Buy him a doll.

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duchessdoughnut 2

Saturday 23 August 2025 17:11

VPN

Lost Reggie 21

Saturday 23 August 2025 20:00

Buy him a doll.

tiptoppc 19

Monday 25 August 2025 7:00

Don’t let your country keep nanny-keeping you. If you think it’s acceptable to let a government hold your opinion hostage over data via a dubious and likely extremely hackable database, then look at what happened when databases of very private identification got out by looking at the Tea App. I won’t let sites have access to my ID and I live in a state that pulled this shit. I find a way around it and use vpns, and proxies and then subscribe anyone who thinks this shit is OK to a shitload of spam lists and freaky websites. After all, Goatse need to learn of that alt party, LemonParty.