Poopoo peepee and Love: Giving

Giving

By nt121511 - 03/08/2016 22:40

Today, I woke up after a long night of taking care of my drunken husband. I guess I should feel lucky I don't have a generic, "He wet the bed in his sleep" story, and instead have a unique, "He got out of bed and peed on me" story. FML

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By Carpet cleaner - 21/02/2012 02:15 - Canada

Today, my husband came home late from drinking with his buddies, only to toss and turn and keep me up for an hour. He then sat up and didn't move for a few minutes. I sat up to see what was wrong, only to see him pissing on the carpet beside our bed. FML

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By eggnoodles - 13/12/2009 05:44 - United States

Today, I woke up to find myself drenched in piss after a long night of drinking. I immediately sprang into action, tossing my bedding in the washer and hopping into the shower. Running late for work, I threw on a nice dress and got into my car. Guess who also peed in the drivers seat? FML

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By Anonymous - 02/02/2011 21:47 - United States

Today, I woke up from my honeymoon to discover the love of my life is a bed wetter. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/09/2020 02:04

Today, my husband woke up, tried walking to the bathroom, fell down, got back up and started peeing on the carpet. I’ve never seen him this drunk before. FML

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By gold3nshow3r - 09/03/2017 20:00 - United States - Roanoke

Today, I woke up to a strange wetness covering my body. My drunk roommate's urine. FML

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By :( - 27/01/2014 22:31 - Algeria

Today, I woke up after a night out partying only to find I'd wet the bed. I was so ashamed that I rolled my girlfriend into it to avoid taking the blame. FML

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By Embarrassed - 05/11/2018 13:30

Today, at over 9 months pregnant, I woke up to a wet bed. Convinced my water broke, I woke up my husband and had him drive me to the hospital at 3am. The nurse told me my water was fine, I had just peed the bed. FML

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By paulinapo - 30/05/2013 01:53 - United States - Staten Island

Today, I woke up in bed with a one-night stand. We got really drunk the night before so I went to make a hangover-cure breakfast. Apparently he was so drunk that he didn't remember me, and when he came to the kitchen, he knocked me out with a pan and called the cops. FML

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By goldenshower - 05/02/2010 18:22 - United States

Today, I woke up at a guy's house drunk and soaked in my own pee. I had passed out with all my clothes on. Since I was late for work and didn't have a change of clothes, all I could do was throw my jeans in the dryer. I had to sit all day at work in crusty pee pants. FML

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By Shenza - 17/06/2012 12:34 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, I am exhausted and can barely move after being up all night taking care of my drunk and vomiting husband. He, on the other hand, feels much better and is bounding with energy. FML

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Wizardo 33

Thursday 4 August 2016 10:38

Is his first name R. and last name Kelly by any chance?

MetalxSoldier 26

Thursday 4 August 2016 11:03

He was trying to show dominance.

Comments

ericanicole1 12

Friday 5 August 2016 22:07

When I was little my moms boyfriend was sleepwalking and got out of bed in the middle of the night to use the bathroom. He peed in her dresser that's next to the bathroom door

TheHcwalker 20

Saturday 6 August 2016 1:43

Don't worry about it, he's just marking his territory.

luke73tnt 17

Monday 8 August 2016 2:30

That's what you get for marrying a drunk

ddm519 4

Wednesday 10 August 2016 0:16

is that you Whitney?

Anastasiia Bogolepova 10

Friday 10 August 2018 15:30

Well... My drunken boyfriend peed on the pile of his clothes in front of the mirror while I was silently shocked once...

Anastasiia Bogolepova 10

Thursday 25 July 2019 12:02

My ex pissed at his reflection in a mirror half meter away from bed after a heavy party, while I was speechlessly staring at him covering the bathroom scales and a nightstand next to the mirror..