Get out

By why yes, I do mean "ex-boyfriend" - 17/08/2013 22:40 - Netherlands - Oosterwolde

Today, I got sent home early because a large fire broke out at work. I was greeted by the sight of my cocktard of a "boyfriend" making out on my sofa with another woman. He actually had the audacity and brass balls to claim he thought she was me. FML
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Slawter16 24

He's an absolute idiot. Break up with that jerk.

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kelseythompson 27

He'll need those brass balls for the kicking you should give him

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xladylarienx 18

Jezus, wat een klootzak. Groot gelijk dat je 'm de deur uit geschopt hebt!

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pdp_fml 21

I guess that you should kick his ass out and find someone who would cherish you instead of cheat on you.

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IntoTheClouds 42

What the **** is with idiots encouraging abuse - i.e., kicking a guy in the balls - whenever he's a jerk? Do not ******* encourage abuse.

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penelopeadrian 7

Stab him and say "whoops I thought you were somebody else

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AtomicDiamond87 15

Are you psycho? Why would you encourage someone to stab a person? Even if it is a joke its not clever is it.

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ulissey_fml 22

Seems he and your "other self" were getting on like a house on fire.

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Poetaster 10

Have sex with her also and say you thought it was you and you were masturbating

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Guardian88 21

Ooooohhh that sucks, did she look like you at least?

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BenAG 5

Saw this on IFunny !!

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dravvy 7

You should test those said "brass balls" out with your foot and see how loud he can scream on the way out.

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AtomicDiamond87 15

Hope you got rid of the couch stoking with the rest of three trash out the door.

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