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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff

Today, we got a new seating arrangement in my science class. I'm now sitting between two people who have spent the last 20 minutes whispering dirty things to one another. FML
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xStaciexLynnx 15

Take notes. Extra education.

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emba_fml 13

Whisper even dirtier things to them both.

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hanksadler 2

cuhhhh we gotta new one today too an i sit by dis new bih dats weird as ****

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Shelta957 13

I don't know if even DocBastard can translate this one

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godofswag 6

I find this 2 be the best education

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matt1998 0

******* awesome just talk the whole time like me

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hateevryone 14

move to another seat. explain to the teacher why you moved.

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drmountaindeww 0

Well idk what grade your in, but get used to it

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TheClaymanColony 2

I'd imagine OP is in a grade high enough to know the difference between you're and your. Either that, or they are a very precocious pre-schooler.

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CptZoe 10

Start writing it all down. If they ask why, tell them you are writing an erotic play.

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hahaomgrly 0

I probably would have started making comments talking dirty just to creep 'em out. why the hell not?!? lmfao

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ac2_fml 2

Say shhh really loud..works every time !

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EGRelapse 6

I prefer saying "shut..the..FRONT DOOR!!!!!" all my teachers tell me to leave tho XD

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sweettpie129 11

Just start playing the penis game

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