School, Awkward and Education: FOCUS!

FOCUS!

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff

Today, we got a new seating arrangement in my science class. I'm now sitting between two people who have spent the last 20 minutes whispering dirty things to one another. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/10/2012 00:29 - United States - Wooster

Today, we got new seats in class today. The guy placed next to me, turned, looked me dead in the eye, and said, "The balls are the warmest place on the body" while his hands were in his pants. I'm stuck next to him for the rest of the semester. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/12/2012 17:47 - United States - Richland

Today, I found out what the two girls I sit near to fight about every day: seating. The loser has to sit next to me. FML

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Cleanliness is next to someone else

By Anonymous - 10/03/2020 15:00

Today, we got new seats in my English class; I was seated next to a boy that I don't know very well. When I sat down, he informed me that he is "opposed" to brushing his teeth. I thought he was kidding. Then he started breathing with his mouth open. These are our seats for the rest of the year. FML

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Rotation

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United Arab Emirates - Dubai

Today, I found out that my classmates hate me so much that they have a seating arrangement where people have to sit next to me on a rotating basis. A fight broke out yesterday because someone tried to skip their turn. FML

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Creepy

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, in my psychology class, the creepy guy who sits beside me every day leans over and says, "I have an upset stomach, I may have to use the bathroom." FML

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Kids, it doesn't get any better

By Anonymous - 15/03/2020 03:02

Today, I was sitting in class when I overheard a group talking about how much they don't like me. When they saw me there, they burst out laughing. FML

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Bad guy

By sweetsixteenyay - 25/06/2015 19:16 - United Kingdom - Caerphilly

Today, the new girl told me that a guy at the back of the class was being creepy. I looked over and saw him picking his nose and flinging boogers at the girls sitting in the front. That guy is my boyfriend. FML

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Leave me out of this feud

By Anonymous - 17/05/2024 10:00 - Canada - Etobicoke

Today, two girls who are in my class tried to talk to me about each other, not knowing the other had already spoken to me. They are best friends, but also hate each other, and seem to have taken me as the one to shit talk to about each other constantly. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/03/2013 19:45 - United States - Piscataway

Today, we had to re-live sex ed in my college biology class. Unlike in middle school, nobody giggled incessantly. However, the guy sitting next to me stared at me intensely for nearly the whole three hour lecture. FML

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WTF dude?

By mtorres8789 - 27/06/2009 06:33 - United States

Today, our favorite teacher walked into our history class and everyone started whistling, I decided to join in by screaming, "Sexy!" The room went quiet and all heads turned to me. FML

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xStaciexLynnx 15

Thursday 9 February 2012 0:05

Take notes. Extra education.

21jason 9

Thursday 9 February 2012 0:16

Start moaning.

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Mr25_fml 14

Thursday 9 February 2012 1:47

It's an FML if they're ugly

CataracsFan 10

Thursday 9 February 2012 1:47

Seating charts are the lamest things ever!

PaigeySlade 7

Thursday 9 February 2012 2:13

IKR??

bubo_fml 10

Thursday 9 February 2012 2:02

"Psst! Oi! Did you see 'ow that bee pollinated that flower?!? Phoooarrr!"

coolstorybro6 6

Thursday 9 February 2012 2:04

Run away or go to da bathroom for like 2 hours

teamsleep2212 0

Thursday 9 February 2012 2:05

Wow that is just awful. I can't think of anything in this life that is worse than that. Nobody has it as bad as you do.

JenniferTheDark 0

Thursday 9 February 2012 2:06

Story of my biology class.

PaigeySlade 7

Thursday 9 February 2012 2:11

"hey babe, i have a test tube you can measure right here" *points to crotch* lmao i'm sorry OP

Burrito_Time 5

Thursday 9 February 2012 2:14

Sounds like my kind of people to me!

jamaicangirl6336 0

Thursday 9 February 2012 2:23

I have the same situation in physics

dashofspice 0

Thursday 9 February 2012 2:30

Join in on the conversation??

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