FML's Showdown #9 By Louis - 17/05/2017 21:30 - France - Paris This week, check out some dudes mishandling some heavy machinery and vote for your fave. I agree, your life sucks 568 You deserved it 150 Share Tweet Share
Today, I was upset over a recent break up. It showed while I was at work, and I made a customer sad just by looking blue. She complained to my manager. I got written up for being so depressed that I got a customer depressed too. FML I agree, your life sucks 26 645 You deserved it 3 615
Today, I confronted my ex-employer about the money he owes me. He'd said he would pay me $3000. He asked me if I had it in writing. I said no. He said, “Well, too bad for you. No leg to stand on.” Then, in a cringey Indian accent, “Thank you, come again!” and slammed the door in my face. FML I agree, your life sucks 444 You deserved it 99
Today, I decided to be a generous guy and slip a dollar from my pocket to a beggar. Turns out I'd slipped my hard-earned $100 bill instead. FML I agree, your life sucks 22 738 You deserved it 35 907
Today, my parents were out, so I lit up my first ever joint. I got so stoned out of my mind that when my dad came back home and asked what the smell was, I said a stray cat had left an upper-decker in the toilet. He found the joint in my room, and now I'm grounded for the rest of the school year. FML I agree, your life sucks 11 847 You deserved it 83 189
Today, my sisters and I pitched together nearly $500 to send my mom to the spa for Mother's Day. We put the printed sheet with her info into a little box with our card on top. When she opened it, she freaked out and started hugging my dad. Turns out he switched the cards and took all the credit. FML I agree, your life sucks 63 179 You deserved it 4 118
Today, I popped a zit that had formed around an ingrown hair "down there". It popped with so much force, the pus hit me in the forehead. Still can't get the hair out. FML I agree, your life sucks 2 229 You deserved it 268
Today, I had to explain to my sobbing teenage daughter why you can't get pregnant from masturbating. FML I agree, your life sucks 58 692 You deserved it 9 361
Today, my mother told me she's planning on taking the next two weeks "off". She is unemployed and on disability, and spends her days on the couch watching Netflix. Off from what? FML I agree, your life sucks 1 941 You deserved it 155
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