Love: First date hell

First date hell

By jonchavez - 29/05/2014 23:46 - United States - Trenton

Today, a girl asked me out on a date to some hot springs, about 2 hours away. After a mile hike, the springs were finally in sight. She then slipped and cut her shin open. I had carry her the mile back and drive her the 2 hours to the ER, where her parents, whom I'd never met, were waiting. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2019 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Glasgow

Today, I went camping in the mountains with my girlfriend and her very outdoor loving mountain. I sprained my ankle falling out of the car and got a bug bite on my penis while peeing. Her dad actually asked why she was dating me and she admitted that she had no idea. FML

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By flowerman - 26/12/2011 17:56 - United States

Today, I had to drive my girlfriend to the hospital because she had a severe allergic reaction to the flowers I brought her. FML

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By JD - 02/02/2009 17:23 - United States

Today, I went out on a date with a girl for the first time. I opened her car door for her and then slammed her leg in it upon closing. She will be in a cast for 6 weeks. FML

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Good intentions…

By Anonymous - 18/05/2024 09:00 - Germany

Today, I drove for three hours to surprise a girl after surgery. My truck broke down outside her place, and it turns out she's over an hour away at her family's place. FML

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Knackered

By Crushed - This FML is from back in 2019 but it's good stuff

Today, the girl I've had a crush on for months invited me on a group hiking trip, just so that she wouldn't be the most out of shape person on the trail. FML

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She said yes!

By Anonymous - 07/12/2014 00:56 - United Kingdom

Today, I asked out the girl of my dreams. She was so excited that she had a severe asthma attack and ended up in hospital. Her answer was yes, but her parents won't let me anywhere near her now. They say I'm lucky they haven't sued me for "trying to kill her". FML

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By Crushed - 04/11/2016 14:23

Today, the girl I've had a crush on for months invited me on a group hiking trip this weekend so that she won't be the most out of shape person on the trail. FML

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Ice cold break-up

By Ice cold - 22/11/2012 05:35 - Australia - Cheltenham

Today, my girlfriend decided to break the news that she wanted us to be "just friends." However, she did it not in just any old way - while ice-skating. I'm currently in hospital getting stitches in my arm after I tripped in shock and she ran me over. FML

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By tacoboy - 21/08/2009 08:06 - United States

Today, I was on a date with a girl I've had feelings for since I was 14 (I'm 22). I took her out to dinner, then to a movie that we both liked and had a few drinks afterwards. I thought it was going really well until I was driving her home and she asked to be dropped off at her boyfriend's house. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/06/2009 22:58 - United States

Today, while on my daily jog, I passed a very attractive girl. While passing her, she yelled "hey cutie". Trying to look cool, I tried turning around without stopping. I then fell off the curb and severely sprained my ankle. She caught up to help but was laughing the entire time. FML

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lex1459 38

Friday 30 May 2014 8:36

Hey, loom on the bright side! To her you're probably like her hero

energizerbunny23 18

Friday 30 May 2014 8:34

Sounds like a good story to tell friends, could be a funny story if you ever end up dating

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darlingdollie 24

Friday 30 May 2014 9:16

The carrying her back and taking her to the hospital, plus calling her parents just makes you look better though OP :) like a true caring man

braidedsilver 8

Friday 30 May 2014 9:23

Hope she is okay. You sound like a keeper.

GodOfBeer 5

Friday 30 May 2014 9:25

Question is - did you get some after? :D

RedPillSucks 31

Friday 30 May 2014 20:06

Yes. Her parents insisted.

trashcan_man 16

Saturday 31 May 2014 5:28

Hell, Mom should have thrown him one just out of gratitude.

False_Stupidity 41

Friday 30 May 2014 9:45

OP, it sounds like that in spite of the bad incident your actions following it will help you win over your date as well as the patents.

BunchieRules 31

Saturday 31 May 2014 6:53

But what if OP has had some bad experience submitting patents?

Meggston 17

Friday 30 May 2014 10:11

Are you an anime character?

Adam5858 17

Friday 30 May 2014 10:43

Atleast you couldve made a great first impression

chosha_fml 26

Friday 30 May 2014 10:45

Darn, she'd probably been planning to skinny dip and everything.

Miss_Whipped 43

Friday 30 May 2014 14:18

More of a shinny dip now.

Gremlinek 16

Friday 30 May 2014 10:46

Now if you left her bleeding back there she could write really cool fml. As it is you totally scored some points with her and her parents.

mandy_2480 21

Friday 30 May 2014 11:20

Dude, you did the right thing. Major brownie points.

Mightytall 35

Friday 30 May 2014 11:32

You carried her for a mile, that is really awesome and should give you a million bonus points. Unless you bitched about it the whole way ;-)

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