Medication Health Eat to the beat

Eat to the beat

Anonymous - - United States - Winchester

Today, I found out that of the three medications I am taking for depression, one causes weight gain, one causes severe weight gain, and one "might cause weight gain." FML

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DarkMaskDiva - 16/06/2011 00:24 - United States

Today, I found out the medications my doctor gave me for depression are making me fat. My main reason for depression is an eating disorder. Now, I'm fat instead of just thinking I am. FML

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Vicious circle

DarkMaskDiva - 21/03/2020 18:00

Today, I found out the medication my doctor gave me for depression is making me fat. My main reason for depression is an eating disorder. Now, I'm fat instead of just thinking I am. FML

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cuntingbitchofawhore - 06/02/2016 03:11 - United States - Bloomington

Today, I told my step-mom that my medication is causing me to lose weight. She looked me up and down and suggested I triple my dosage. FML

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Now you tell me!

Anonymous - 01/12/2017 01:30

Today, after a year of diet and rigorous exercise, I've still gained weight. Confused, I went to my doctor. Apparently I have a thyroid condition he forgot to mention, and therefore haven't been on medication for, thus causing weight gain. FML

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Definitely

pizzaface - 27/07/2022 04:00 - United States - Denver

Today, I discovered that of the three medicines I now have to take, all three of them have acne as a side effect. When acne is a side effect, I am 100% guaranteed to get it. FML

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Anonymous - 09/08/2019 14:00

Today, I was prescribed two different medications. I was also informed that they will both give me diarrhea for the next two weeks. FML

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JoJo - 17/10/2009 06:26 - United States

Today, I realized that acne is a major side effect of a medication I'm taking. The medication is to help me with my anxiety. The acne is creating more anxiety. And the more anxious I get, the more meds I need. And the more my face breaks out. FML

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Silver-brown linings

Isa - 22/09/2021 11:00

Today, I was diagnosed with type 2 diabetes a couple of weeks ago. The upside is that the diabetic meds I've been prescribed help with weight loss. The takeaway? Diarrhea. Lots and lots of diarrhea. FML

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LET ME SLEEP

Goth - 07/12/2021 19:59 - Sweden

Today, I reached a total of three doctors, one therapist, one psychiatrist, and five prescribed medications, all because my body refuses to let me sleep. FML

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Great input, thanks

Anonymous - 15/06/2019 06:30 - United States - Durham

Today, I had a doctor's appointment because I've recently lost weight. I'm already underweight, and I was concerned because the weight loss has been causing some other health concerns to worsen. My doctor's exact words of advice? "Eating food usually leads to weight gain." FML

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kodinbug 2

Sunday 29 April 2012 8:44

:( fail. Extreme fail and might cause fail. Not a good time

Razzle_Dazzle_5 11

Sunday 29 April 2012 8:44

Hmm, you have the choice of being depressed, or the choice of being fat and happy. Which will you pick? BUM BUM BUMMM!

Hakam08 3

Monday 30 April 2012 3:41

you must be fat

lans4 1

Monday 30 April 2012 4:24

Maybe if you take all three it will cancel out the side effects

EverydayIShuffle 0

Monday 30 April 2012 4:54

That suck like butthole!

untamed112 0

Monday 30 April 2012 5:29

Well......thats depressing

GreenEyez77 0

Monday 30 April 2012 6:52

use medical marijuana

laurenmacias 0

Monday 30 April 2012 6:53

Sooo I'm guessing that you've slimed down

ace666 8

Monday 30 April 2012 6:56

Truffle shuffle anyone?

ace666 8

Monday 30 April 2012 7:01

Truffle shuffle anyone?

melantysaurus 3

Monday 30 April 2012 12:35

Valpro+Prozac+Mirena for bi polar and only safe contraception for me = I understand.

angelinaanimerg 7

Monday 30 April 2012 12:35

**** that shit. Id switch meds... You are gonna feel like SHIT later Not worth it. Trust me

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