Miscellaneous: Easily distracted

Easily distracted

By WelcomeWagon - 28/06/2010 20:35 - United States

Today, I unpacked in my new, non-air conditioned apartment wearing nothing but underwear, a tank top and an apron to stay cool. Later, I realized I'd crossed through the complex to my car and the dumpster many times, and arranged my deck overlooking the parking lot, without ever donning shorts. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/09/2018 12:00

Today, I had to run to put the trash out for the garbage truck, only I was so hungover, I forgot I was only wearing an open dressing gown and no underwear. A few neighbours and passing cars got to see me swinging in the breeze. FML

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Didn't think it through

By Mister_FML - 12/08/2020 08:01

Today, I was at my new store, fixing it up. I was about to leave, so I took my clothes off to let the dirty ones dry, as I had other clothes in my car. I walked to the back of my store and the back door locked. The car was locked. I was in my boxers with no phone and no way to go home for 3 hours. FML

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Scurry away

By Philomena87 - 19/08/2025 00:00 - United States

Today, I went to do laundry in my apartment building. I thought no one was around, so I walked down in my pajamas (a giant t-shirt with holes and socks with sandals). Of course, I ran into the neighbor I’ve had a crush on for months. He was shirtless, holding a laundry basket like an ad for cologne. He smiled and said, “Nice, erm, outfit?” I’ve never sprinted back upstairs faster. FML

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By NiceShirt - 18/10/2022 21:00 - Japan

Today, I cycled to work. Since it was so hot out, I decided to go shirtless, then I would put it on before I entered the building. Ninety minutes later, I arrived at work. My shirt, however, was still at home on my dresser. FML

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By papergirl - 24/04/2009 15:47 - United States

Today, I went to a fancy restaurant. I was coming right from work and brought a change of clothes with me. I parked in an empty corner of the parking lot to change. As I was pulling my pants up, I noticed that I was facing an apartment complex where an old guy was watching me from his balcony. FML

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Bye bye clothes

By kmjlevesque - 03/06/2020 02:00

Today, I ran out of moving boxes so I used a few garbage bags to pack up my clothes. My new roommate decided to be helpful by putting those green garbage bags in the dumpster. It was garbage day. FML

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By disturbedtosaytheleast - 27/01/2012 11:19 - Canada

Today, I discovered that when the man living in the house behind me thinks no one in the surrounding area is home, he likes to take his laundry off the line wearing nothing but a pair of sandals. FML

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By NotANaturist - 01/01/2010 14:13 - United Kingdom

Today, I came home from a New Year's party wearing a shower curtain and nothing else. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/06/2011 20:42 - United States

Today, I had to walk home in nothing but my snuggie and sneakers. FML

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By Tomtom - 17/11/2008 05:04 - France

Today, I put on the same jeans that I had left in a bundle in my bedroom the day before. A few hours later, my boxer shorts decided to make their spectacular reappearance trick at the bottom of my leg in the middle of one of my meetings. FML

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Christopher723 0

Tuesday 29 June 2010 0:18

Lucky neighbors!

iwabo 9

Tuesday 29 June 2010 0:29

an apron? why?

Comments

mps1969 8

Tuesday 29 June 2010 1:57

Oh big whoop you can wear swimming suits that cover much less plus you said you had an apron on .

FMyLifeCereal 0

Tuesday 29 June 2010 2:02

Because everyone puts on an apron to cool off.

wtf858 0

Tuesday 29 June 2010 2:05

Either very nice and fun or ... very bad and I just might have thrown up in my mouth a little. All depends. ydi either way.

RedPillSucks 31

Tuesday 29 June 2010 2:05

That was you?!!! Sorry, I already uploaded the vid to utube.

rosto16 0

Tuesday 29 June 2010 2:17

I hope I eventually marry a woman like you.

lawnchairgeneral 1

Tuesday 29 June 2010 2:18

who cares..... I'm giving you a fyl for considering that a fml post

ShitYourDickhole 0

Tuesday 29 June 2010 2:37

I walk around with underwear and a tank top all the time.(: (ps i'm not a *****. o:)

MurderxFace 1

Tuesday 29 June 2010 3:12

I don't believe you. on either statement

krisfersays 0

Tuesday 29 June 2010 3:38

^ Win

gnetgirl26 0

Tuesday 29 June 2010 2:40

and how did the apron help you stay cool??

justanotherbird 19

Wednesday 30 June 2010 3:25

I would say maybe she didn't want to get her legs dirty or something and an apron was cooler protection than pants? Only reason I can think of.

hedgehogs 0

Tuesday 29 June 2010 3:08

I bet a lot of your neighbors will be over to welcome you to the neighborhood, and the rest will pull their kids inside and slam the door when you walk by.