Domestic Dispute on the Road - FML

Domestic Dispute on the Road

FML Approved - 11/09/2017 03:30

Hang in there, buddy!

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Discover all the best anecdotes from the month of January, with or without snow, with or without you. …

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Tuesday 12 September 2017 5:21

I have seen this before and people were hurt. This is stupid behavior by all the adults involved.

rgetting 24

Tuesday 12 September 2017 5:21

I have seen this before and people were hurt. This is stupid behavior by all the adults involved.

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Today, I decided to make pancakes from scratch. I poured the batter in my Perfect Pancake pan. Then I told my brother who was watching, "This is so easy. Just watch." I burned 15 pancakes, including the one I dropped on the burner, which lit on fire, causing the alarm to go off. FML

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Today, in order to not upset my boss's autistic son who believes he is a chef, I had to choke down food that was both burnt and undercooked in the middle, contained way too much salt, and no other seasonings at all. I’m a real chef and I could feel my taste buds dying after eating that slop. FML

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Today, the guy I've been dating for 3 months told me he doesn't know how he feels about me because he's not excited when we meet and doesn't miss me when we don't text for a while. He decided to tell me this while we were laying in bed right after having sex for the first time. FML

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Today, my boyfriend and I were on my bed when things started getting hot and it began to shake. My little sister called the entire family to the hall to listen to "the frogs in the wall". FML

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Today, I let my new puppy outside for the first time. When I went to get him, I saw a man running off with him. FML

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Today, my mother texted me while I was at work asking me to pick up a door-stopper on my way home. When I asked her why she explained that she and my dad were trying to make love but the dog kept pushing the door open. What an image. FML

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