Dethroned short King

By Anonymous - 25/10/2025 00:00

Today, I was on a first date. I asked her what she brought to the table since I’m a pretty well established guy. A voice in the booth behind me yelled out, “How bout a booster seat, Smurf!” Everyone laughed so hard I got up and left. I’m 5ft3 and bitches always make it about my height. FML
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Linda Graber 12

First date and you ask “what do you bring to the table?” Dude.

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sirrubberduckie 35

You actually asked her what she brings to the table? What did you think you were there to do, trade livestock? It's not a transaction. If you want a companion and a partner, treat them like a human being you want to date, not like it's a job interview.

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juggalo2 21

It's a legitimate question, but I suspect you're trolling with the "bitches" remark.

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Linda Graber 12

First date and you ask “what do you bring to the table?” Dude.

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sirrubberduckie 35

You actually asked her what she brings to the table? What did you think you were there to do, trade livestock? It's not a transaction. If you want a companion and a partner, treat them like a human being you want to date, not like it's a job interview.

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FluffythePink 23

You were so bad at dating a complete stranger roasted you? Dude... You don't pull that shit on a first date. You wait until you BOTH decide you like each other enough to consider making it a relationship and then you discuss your financial situations and expectations like ******* adults. To be honest, you sound like an insufferable bore who should probably see a therapist about self confidence, self acceptance and how to genuinely converse with the opposite sex.

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d j mom 9

if you start every first date with that bullshit you're never gonna see a second date. you're an ass

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ODBeefalo 10

"Well established" that fact you used it for comparison like that means either: desk jockey with no world skills, riding family coat tails, or got lucky on crypto... I want someone self reliant too but shit dude... don't get your dating advice from anyone with the last name taint...

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Taurus_ChicKa 36

Sorry I can't get past the fact that you're the same height as comic Wolverine. And I love him. :D In all seriousness, yeah, seriously, what kind of question is that to ask on a first date? Or even a second or third, honestly? Geez, build a foundation before you start putting up walls.

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