Desperate

By yourmainman - 28/01/2013 05:03 - Canada

Spicy
Today, after months of lacking intimacy in our relationship, my girlfriend decided to spice things up by covering her naked body with whipped cream. Except, we didn't have any in the fridge, so instead I had to politely lick shaving cream off of her while fighting the urge to vomit. FML
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superpoptart 24

You sound like a caring boyfriend... But seriously you could've asked to shower together? Your girlfriend is definitely dumb though. Good luck.

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K92 13

Omg op that's disgusting! You guys didn't have any chocolate?

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Pyroantics2388 3

Thats why you always have whipped cream stocked. "be prepared"

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fulgura 10

You should probably stop keeping shaving cream in the fridge. ;)

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lili98_fml 3

That's just straight up nasty. I wouldn't do that even if I was getting paied.

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EffyFails 18

Wow dude, it smells rank, you must have some big balls, FYL. but either way she must be kinda stupid because that can't be good for you and I'd never expect anyone other than Bear Grylls himself to eat such things

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Pinkfun69 4

Suck it up big boy. ;-)

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DarthIronbat 5

Better shaving cream than toothpaste my friend, better shaving cream than toothpaste.

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