Desperate Dan

By BKCK4187 - 20/12/2011 03:23 - United States

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Today, I got aroused by the vanilla scent from an unused trash bag. FML
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Same thing different taste

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ceilingfans 1

I found this hard to ********** to

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abbytequiere 9

Oh, you're so dirty...

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MisterEx 28

Be thankful while you can still get it up, bagman.

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wikkedphuka 0

get it up? is that how u talk to all women? op is a girl

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SamCat 21

I dont blame you, they smell really good. Just dont rub it upon you, people frown on stuff like that.

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upyourzlolz 11

I'd be worst if OP was homosexual. Then we would get joke such as: "Hey, why don't you come and here and spray your vanilla on me?"

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SauceySarah 30

I have some! They smell really good, so I totally understand.

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MyLoveDrunk 11

Future cereal killer I presume?

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MikeDa1Da 14

If I was a cereal killer, id definitely take out cap'n crunch first.

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rocker135 0

Well nothing says arousal like unused hefty bags with vanilla scent

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upyourzlolz 11

I guess OPs dick became... HEFTY HEFTY HEFTY

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Darklord53 0

If Op is a guy then it's already easy.

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