Defense!

By ruined_suit - 17/04/2009 21:12 - United States

Today, I came home from work to find that my neighbor's trash bins were still on the curb. While returning the bins to her backyard, her kid ran out and shot me with a paintball gun. Multiple times. He thought I was a burglar and ruined my new suit. FML
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roll_fukng_tide 0

damn man. that does suck. my suggestion... get a paintball gun and have some fun of your own :p jk. dont do that.

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caligal14 0

While I don't really know the whole story, but I do know that my neighbors are really nice and just the type of people that would put our trashcans or whatever back in our driveway if they blew away or we left them out, and we'd do the same for them, so... fyl.

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yesmy_love 0

dude. punch that kid in the face.

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caligal14 0

While I don't really know the whole story, but I do know that my neighbors are really nice and just the type of people that would put our trashcans or whatever back in our driveway if they blew away or we left them out, and we'd do the same for them, so... fyl.

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vee_baby 0

Poison the candy that you hand out to him during Halloween. It'll be like, pre-destined Reese's, man.

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Magnesiumbox 0

Paint balls are water soluble and biodegradable, so how is your suit ruined?

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aishathebest94 0

haha wow that really sux... that stuff can really hurt

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fmyalarmclock 0

You guys would be pissed if someone touched your..trash cans? I always put my neighbors trash cans back if I see they haven't yet and they do the same for my family. It's just a nice thing to do. FYL.

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fyl8847 0

maybe he was just trying to be a nice person by taking her trash cans back for her. by the way that he said "her" kid instead of "their" kid it sounds like she's a single mom and maybe he was just trying to help her out.

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evanwilliams 4

I agree #17. No good deed goes unpunished.

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Seegtease 0

#1, I feel bad for you for whatever kind of neighborhood you live in. He was trying to be helpful and you call him creepy. How rude. And I don't know who taught that kid to ward of burglars with a paintball gun, but they're certainly stupid.

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