Dogs, Death, Mysterious and Animals: Dead zone - FML

Dead zone

By The Corner Of Death - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Spring

Today, my dog died. In the same kitchen corner that two of my other dogs have died. I have a "Corner Of Death" in my kitchen. FML

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You deserved it 140

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By psd60 - 06/12/2012 07:18 - United States - San Antonio

Today, my dog died and I told my grandfather I wanted her to be cremated. I came home later to find him burning her in our barbecue pit. FML

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You deserved it 4 209

By jrad - 08/09/2010 19:23 - United States

Today, I went to move my dog that had been napping in the middle of my bed for the last few hours, only to discover that he wasn't napping. He died. FML

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By Kate - 05/04/2019 22:00 - United States - Exton

Today, my dog showed me her latest kill. Too bad it was the stuffed animals my dead grandmother had given me as a child that had a lot of sentimental value to me. FML

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By Anon. - 02/01/2013 21:53

Today, my dog died. We planned to get her cremated and keep the ashes. My sister put forward the idea of putting the ashes in our food so our dog can be "inside of us, always." She's completely serious. I'm scared to eat food from her now. FML

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You deserved it 2 480

Brief encounter

By anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I decided to adopt a 11 year-old dog that had been in need of a home for several months. Two hours after I got him home, I discovered him dead in the backyard. FML

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You deserved it 4 064

By jessica071509 - 24/04/2012 05:42 - United States - Phoenix

Today, my new dog unburied my old dog and chewed on his bones. FML

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You deserved it 3 699

By Anne - 14/02/2012 20:50 - United States

Today, I returned home from college for the first time in a month. I went to my bedroom and found a nice gift bag on my dresser. Thinking it was a Valentine's gift, I opened it. My dog's ashes were in a tin inside. This is how I found out my dog died since I was away. FML

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By Username - 01/05/2014 10:33 - United States

Today, my dog died. My parents told me to bury it out back. In the process, I managed to dig up my cat. FML

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You deserved it 4 611

RIP

By anonya - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Madera

Today, I made the mistake of telling my dentist that my dog died. She spent the next half-hour talking about her pets and how they died. I ended up crying in her dentist's chair. FML

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You deserved it 3 180

Is that really a silver lining?

By miss_peppermint - This FML is from back in 2018 but it's good stuff

Today, my dog of 10 years died suddenly. My husband’s response? “At least you don’t have to buy dog food anymore." FML

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furbyface711 9

Monday 12 August 2013 13:21

Dogs go someplace comfortable when they know they are dying. The corner made them all happy.

Despereaux 15

Monday 12 August 2013 13:21

Call an exorcist.

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silverstream20 20

Tuesday 13 August 2013 1:05

Think about this way OP. Your dog had a good life and by choosing this corner, it means they were comfortable and happy. I'm sorry for your loss though.

aligater10 7

Tuesday 13 August 2013 1:07

Call a priest

RadeonDerp 24

Tuesday 13 August 2013 1:26

FOR GOD SAKE stop talking about ghosts. Ssssssstahp It!

Martinez0285 28

Tuesday 13 August 2013 4:25

I would get that checked out

KatieKupcake4195 9

Tuesday 13 August 2013 4:35

Stay away from that corner, OP.. Seriously though, I am very sorry for your loss :c May your dear beloved dog rest in peace

kasmol 16

Tuesday 13 August 2013 4:47

Can I bring some coworkers to your house? I want to use that corner for a little time out.

crayolamonster 4

Tuesday 13 August 2013 4:48

Wow I would move out of there

Bcfrmkc816 17

Tuesday 13 August 2013 6:30

Sorry for your loss.

SMMEric 9

Tuesday 13 August 2013 14:58

LMAO

Erery 16

Tuesday 13 August 2013 15:31

Maybe you should stop having pets if they keep dying on you.

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