Work Creep in chief

Creep in chief

wow @ creepy fuckers - 17/11/2012 01:06 - United States

Today, yet again, my boss whined to me like a baby over being "friend-zoned" by his secretary. Not only does he basically stalk her and make her eat lunch with him every day, she's a lesbian in a committed relationship. He suspended me after I lost it and told him to see a fucking therapist. FML

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Anonymous - 24/11/2010 19:34 - United States

Today, my boss sent me to a meeting with a client I've never met to do some damage control and renegotiate his contract. For two hours, he alternated between threatening to sue us, and making vulgar comments about raping me in his office. FML

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upyours - 22/05/2020 17:00 - Australia

Today, after telling my boss that trailing a hand up someone's leg and leering at them constantly is counted as sexual harassment, I got called an "unappreciative little whiny bitch." FML

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robert - 31/01/2012 00:20 - United States

Today, I went to deliver some reports to my boss in his office. He was facing away from me and ranting about his "useless employees", so I slipped in and waited for him to put the phone down. Turns out he was talking to himself. When he noticed me, he bitched me out and threatened to fire me. FML

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I don't wanna…

Anonymous - 28/11/2015 06:57 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my spineless shitwhip of a boss made me go fire a notoriously abusive employee. I had to act like firing him was my decision, even though I'm the secretary. Now I get to live in constant fear that the guy was serious when he threatened to find out where I live and kill me. FML

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Chubby - 17/11/2011 16:50 - United States

Today, I told my boss about a coworker that had been hitting on me. She looked me dead in the eye and said "I was afraid that would happen. He's a bit of a chubby chaser." FML

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janice - 03/06/2011 23:23 - United States

Today, my boss called me to his office, and played back a recording of me telling a co-worker that if I still worked there in a year, I would hang myself. He then bitched me out for unprofessional conduct. The taped conversation took place over a year ago, with my recently ex-boyfriend. FML

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fired - 13/05/2014 14:29 - United States - Millis

Today, my boss fired me after chewing me out for the horrible date he had with my mother. FML

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Oh, he's a "Nice Guy"

undateable - 18/10/2020 02:01 - United States

Today, I tried to drown out the petulant whining of my idiot coworker as he droned on and on about how, “bitches don’t appreciate good men.” He’s 35, lives at home, still uses the term 'friendzone' and has the hygiene of a sewer-dwelling ogre. I was written up for for snapping and yelling at him. FML

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The nerve of this dude

ihatemyjob - 03/09/2015 03:37 - United States - Ridgeland

Today, my boss found me on a dating app. He found it perfectly acceptable to message me and didn't understand why I wasn't comfortable with it. He now wants to have a meeting with me about inappropriate behavior outside of work. FML

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raquelcita - 26/08/2016 06:05 - United States - Winter Park

Today, I went to my boss with concerns that my manager is dumping her responsibilities on me. He agreed and told me to just do whatever she wants. She gets paid twice as much as me to talk on her cellphone all day. FML

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LadyGore 12

Saturday 17 November 2012 5:40

I'm pretty sure that's sexual harassment and can be sued for that.

JJBADGE10 7

Saturday 17 November 2012 5:37

That sucks sorry OP that your boss is a creeper

glamery 3

Sunday 18 November 2012 21:59

sounds like your boss is a complete douchebag. you might want to start looking for new work.

allmidnighteyes 10

Monday 19 November 2012 13:41

I bet your boss wears a fedora.

Derpylicious 3

Tuesday 20 November 2012 2:02

Go to whoever your boss answers to and inform them of all this. If they give you shit go to whoever they answer to. If you can't get results and still need justice, find a lawyer.

Pensu 12

Tuesday 20 November 2012 2:39

Ugh, what a creeper. Good for you for not enabling him, especially at the expense of your job. Hopefully he will get some help and you'll find a job working for someone WAY less skeevy.

PenelopeHarris 5

Sunday 25 November 2012 20:03

Well done for sticking up for her. You did the right thing. I admire you man. XOX

patriotsfan12 4

Wednesday 5 December 2012 6:31

Great idea

BVBARMY1238 9

Sunday 30 December 2012 16:57

Oh My God. That guy... -facepalm- My friend is exactly like that. I'm the secretary though...

BVBARMY1238 9

Sunday 30 December 2012 16:59

Do the creep, like a boss. Hit on Debra, like a boss. Get rejected, like a boss. Swallow sadness, like a boss. Cry deeply, like a boss. Eat a bagel, like a boss. Shit on Debra's desk, like a boss.