Close to the edge

itssomething - - Netherlands - Utrecht

Today, my closest encounter to having sex in the last four months was getting chlamydia from Russell Brand. In a dream. FML
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Chloe555_fml 27

It was only a dream. IRL, I'm sure you would have caught more.

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AviKerensky 17

Your name isn't Sarah Marshall, is it?

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gosh_mate 30

At least you didn't get it in real life right....?

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tarlax 11

I'm 99% sure that you threw the "dream" part in there for legal reasons, and I totally understand that. But at least chlamydia's curable, unlike the disease he has, which gives him ridiculous hair and makes him act like an annoying ********.

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SilentSin 23

That'd be my closest encounter to having sex ever

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derpyshy 16

It's usually Mark Strong in my dreams. No STDs thankfully.

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jocamo 24

If you could actually catch chlamydia from having dream sex with someone, I totally believe that it would be Russell Brand.

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