Classy

By dontask - 01/10/2010 01:55 - United States

Today, the guy I've been crushing on for years and I finally went on a date. While on the date, he threw up in my purse and stuck tampons up his nose. FML
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schwancy 2

Maybe on your next date he'll have explosive diarrhea.

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p4r4d0x_fml 0

"Uhm, Wayne? What do you do if every time you see this one incredible woman, you think you're gonna hurl?" "I say hurl. If you blow chunks and she comes back, she's yours. But if you spew and she bolts, then it was never meant to be."

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MAC0789 2

So, date number 2 is still a possibility right???

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p4r4d0x_fml 0

"Uhm, Wayne? What do you do if every time you see this one incredible woman, you think you're gonna hurl?" "I say hurl. If you blow chunks and she comes back, she's yours. But if you spew and she bolts, then it was never meant to be."

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ironyisforlosers 0

Maybe he was nervous? i don't think we're getting the full story here

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skyiscool 0

it's from the movie I love beth cooper

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mrahhhhh 21

Sounds like what a desperate airline passenger would do if they were undergoing severe altitude sickness. FML for the person who sits next to him on a plane. For the uninformed, tampons are excellent at stopping bleeding from other orifices. A marine has actually saved his own life doing that (Snopes.com ftw).

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Alkix 2

I'm a bit unclear on how he got it into the purse in the first place. Did he say "I think I"m going to be sick" and you said "Oh hey I've got a good idea, here's my purse." I'm guessing that is what happened since he had access to your tampons.

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boatkicker 4

I was wondering the same thing. Why the hell did OP give him her purse? Unless she left it on the table or something, and he grabbed it just before he puked. But still, there's the tampon thing.... I don't let anyone go through my purse. It feels like a huge invasion of my privacy. And partially for that reason (and also because I have things in my purse which can't be just washed off) I'd rather someone puke all over me, than inside my purse. FYL OP

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Mons_fml 27

it feels like a huge invation of your privacy cuz thats were you hide all your darkest secrets.

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Jimboom 11

Did he maybe get drunk or something? Otherwise I would say you need to get a better taste in men you crush on.

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Zebidee 8

He stuck tampons up his nose? What a pussy.

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skyttlz 32

I see what you did there

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mightymart 5

you are either pretty naive or have very low standards...

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Illyssa_fml 4

Wtf??!! How'd you not know he was a douche for years??

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