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By FootyFoot - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Australia

Today, I texted my mom if she could pick me up from the hospital. She replied, "No fatty, walk home." I have a broken foot. FML

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By ... - 02/10/2012 20:55 - Canada - Airdrie

Today, I fell down the stairs and landed heavily on my foot. Because I wasn't crying, my mom refused to take me to the hospital. It took me an hour of agony to convince her. It turned out to be broken in three different places. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/09/2018 22:00

Today, my lazy, obese mother took the last motor cart at the grocery store. My leg is in a cast. She told me to "use the shopping cart to help with the limp" as she rolled away. FML

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By hungry/grumpy/disabled - 17/07/2022 12:00

Today, I'm on bed rest after a major surgery. I can walk to the bathroom but can barely raise my hands. At the hospital, my mom gave this dramatic speech of being there whenever I needed her. When I asked her to come make me breakfast, she didn’t show up til noon then complained I was in a bad mood. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/08/2013 17:39 - Spain - Mon?var

Today, I slipped and fell down the stairs, landing hard on my knee. Through my screams of agony, my mom accused me of exaggerating the pain, and said I was just being an attention seeker, before finally taking me to hospital. I was told my leg was broken. She refused to apologize. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/02/2013 22:33 - United Kingdom - Newtownards

Today, I fell down a flight of stairs at college. I was taken to hospital with a fractured ankle and had to call my parents to drive me home. They constantly made passive-aggressive remarks on the way home, because I'd "totally ruined" their plans to eat out at a fancy restaurant tonight. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/09/2014 16:18 - United Kingdom - London

Today, my dad picked me up from school, something he'll be doing while my broken leg heals. He thought it'd be hilarious to arrive early and ask the staff where his "crippled" son was, loudly saying I'd broken my leg in a "masturbation-related accident". FML

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By crippy - 26/06/2012 05:01 - United States

Today, I came home from a knee surgery. I asked my mother to get me a glass of water. She replied, "You can get it, you're not crippled. Oh wait, yeah you are!" and laughed hysterically. FML

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By thanksmom - 02/06/2011 09:27 - United States

Today, I was released from hospital after being in a car accident. I used the phone book to call people I know to get a ride home, as my wallet and cellphone were still in the wrecked car. I had called my mom to come get me, but her response was "I don't feel like it." I live with her. FML

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#worthit

By Michelle Jade - 05/09/2018 22:00

Today, I'm lying in a hospital bed with two broken leg bones, a reattached tendon, and four screws holding my leg together. Why? Because I wanted chocolate milk and some asshat didn't see me walking across the road. FML

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By notwasted39 - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was walking to my mailbox when I fell down and couldn't get up. My neighbor walked by with his dog, took one look at me struggling, said, "What is wrong with kids these days, drunk at 9 a.m.?" and continued on. I couldn't get up because I'm still healing from a stress fracture in my hip. FML

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kiran_fml 5

Tuesday 6 March 2012 16:07

What a horrible mother.

zingline89 18

Tuesday 6 March 2012 16:25

Roll home?

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Acostaspride 5

Tuesday 6 March 2012 19:49

Did you stop for food on your way back? Hah.

Rainbow_Crash 11

Tuesday 6 March 2012 19:50

I've broken my ankle before. It hurts like a bitch to even just look at it and hurts even more to walk on it. Even with crutches, it will not alleviate the pain of possibly irritating the injury more. Whether OP's fat or not is irrelevant; his mom's a lazy, insensitive twat.

Drumr3oy 0

Tuesday 6 March 2012 20:02

She ain't no mom!!!

d101883 0

Tuesday 6 March 2012 20:08

I swear some of these FML stories make my day. This one made my week!

omggtfomi 1

Tuesday 6 March 2012 20:47

Lmbo

trintrin26 1

Tuesday 6 March 2012 20:47

what a crappy mom its ok call a cab and make her pay

bobbymiles67 0

Tuesday 6 March 2012 20:57

I laugh when my mom says stuff like that but it sounds like your mom is just a bitch

tessia12 0

Tuesday 6 March 2012 21:15

She must not like you

agreedtodisagree 4

Tuesday 6 March 2012 21:18

I, personally, find the word fatty very offensive.

ASREAL611 0

Tuesday 6 March 2012 21:32

Wow that sucks .....and im sorry ur mom's a bitch

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