Caught

By Anonymous - 14/10/2011 16:30 - Reserved

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Today, I had to escort some dumbass teenager from Home Depot after I found him masturbating in one of the model washrooms. FML
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techweed 12

They may be a lot of no smoking signs, but there ain't no no masturbating signs. Happy Fingers!!!

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every1luvsboners 11

The urge can strike you at any time. You want the kid to walk around with a raging boner all day? Now he has blue balls, and you're the one to blame. I don't know how you people sleep at night. One day masturbation in public will not be frowned upon and I hope that I live long enough to see that day. Long live the handy man.

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mrahhhhh 21

Reminds me of the Jackass stunt where Dave England took a dump in a model toilet in a plumbing store... right in the middle of a show room. Ah, Jackass, one of my guilty pleasures, along with certain Limp Bizkit songs.

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coltsrock37 15

he was modeling his pimp hand along with the linens

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robertlovespi 3

What? You don't let handy men shop in your store?!

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TomPusslicker 21

At least now he can say he made it with a model.

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All_Blacks 2

you're pissed because he came on you, right?

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Coolguyt2 0

I always do it in the ceiling fan area

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Omfgitsmia 15

That had to be awkward lol. Maybe it was on his bucket list.

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