Caine

By dogless - 04/12/2009 22:18 - United States

Today, I found my pitbull after three weeks of frantic searching. When we returned home, I put out food and water for him. I went to get him and found him in my room, wagging his tail at me. He'd peed on my comforter, freshly folded clothes, and new 60-dollar winter coat. Welcome home, Caine. FML
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_Athena_ 10

So...put them in the washing machine? It's not like he destroyed some priceless original painting you had at your house or anything. He peed on some of your stuff; something that's completely and easily fixable. At least you got your dog back.

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cristy91 33

Pit bulls aren't bad dogs. It depends on how you raise them. Obviously if you raise a dog to fight (which is what most people assume all pit bull owners do with them) then yes, they are mean. Most owners DO NOT do that though. If you raise them right, they are sweet dogs. Just because the media portrays them as horrible killers does not mean they are. Also, I know many people who own that type of dog, so I'm not speaking jibberish.

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my_fml_account 2

I guess Caine is... *puts on sunglasses* ..the top dog in the relationship. YEEEEEAAAAAAAAAH

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monnanon 13

your comment made my day :D

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ChinoiseNomNom 0

http://www.atts.org/statistics.html And ... It's good you found your dog, but him peeing on it isn't life threatening, so don't stress out about it too much.

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omghehehe 0

Awww, he was wagging his tail. So excited to show you his surprise and gratitude. Bitch, he you owns you now! Gotta love our canines :D

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Shady06 0

Sucks for you, but you can't be mad at the dog. He's home :) .. btw I love his name. Good choice. I have a Brindle Stripped Pitt, he looks like a tiger, but he's the sweetest dog you'll ever meet. I love him to death :)

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KJRx 0

Sometimes when young dogs pee it's just 'cause they're really excited and lose control of their bladder. Just be glad your dog's back. And go wash your clothes instead of whining. Oh and if Caine's a little bit older it's your own fault. Go train your dog. Also #47 I love you.

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COBRAMORPH 0

Pits are dangerous ******* animals & should be banned, shot on sight, & the owners get jail time. All dogs CAN be dangerous, but the vast majority of attacks on innocent humans are done by pits.

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Sdras 0

This is not true. It all depends on how people raise their dogs.

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KoRnchick 3

you are such an idiot pitbulls just have a bad name because they arfe the breed of dog that people train up to fight if they got rid of pitbulls people would just use staffies or something else heaps of people have well trained pitbulls as their family dog.we have 2 of them the male is so placid hes like a giant cat

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monnanon 13

They are a banned breed in Britain and although some of them are dangerous its not the breeds fault. I can't imagine how many good pitbulls are destroyed for doing f all apart from being given a bad name by the bastards that breed other pitbulls to fight. Any dog will attack you if you push it enough. In some attack cases its the people involved that should be punished not the dog.

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MneapolisTHRIBAB 0

ALL humans can be dangerous, but the vast majority of violent crimes are commited by minorities, so i guess using your logic all minorities should be killed. Why dont you go ahead and start pitching that? oh wait thats already been done by someone named HITLER! you ******* Nazi

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capthavoc123 0

Uh, no. The vast majority of violent crimes are committed by white people. The vast majority of ALL crime is committed by white people. Don't just spout off wild accusations that have no basis in fact.

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vampirate 0

@73, the majority of people CONVICTED of violent crimes are minorities. Ever think about that??

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truth215 0

dude give me your dog if youre gonna complain. he was proboally scared and was happy to see you so he freaked out

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