Caine

By dogless - 04/12/2009 22:18 - United States

Today, I found my pitbull after three weeks of frantic searching. When we returned home, I put out food and water for him. I went to get him and found him in my room, wagging his tail at me. He'd peed on my comforter, freshly folded clothes, and new 60-dollar winter coat. Welcome home, Caine. FML
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_Athena_ 10

So...put them in the washing machine? It's not like he destroyed some priceless original painting you had at your house or anything. He peed on some of your stuff; something that's completely and easily fixable. At least you got your dog back.

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cristy91 33

Pit bulls aren't bad dogs. It depends on how you raise them. Obviously if you raise a dog to fight (which is what most people assume all pit bull owners do with them) then yes, they are mean. Most owners DO NOT do that though. If you raise them right, they are sweet dogs. Just because the media portrays them as horrible killers does not mean they are. Also, I know many people who own that type of dog, so I'm not speaking jibberish.

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Erniesduck123 0

Definitely should have left the price of the winter coat out if it was that cheap. If the dog peed on your new designer fox fur trimmed jacket, maybe stick that in there.

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onnielief 4

So your pooch piddled on some stuff after it has been missing for 3 weeks, be happy you've got it back!

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RalphLauren2 0

baha seriously only $60? it would be a big deal if it was $600. and YDI for not appreciating that your dog is finally home. Selfish.

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Soulathyia 0

Kill the gd dog! I don't care how much money it was if it ruined anything it wasn't supposed to then it's not worth taking care of!

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Starfire22 5

Your a total idiot! So your saying if your child ruins something of yours, it's not worth taking care of and it should be put down? If your not a animal person, that's fine, but don't make idiotic remarks like that. A animal does what it's trained to do, so while it sucks that her stuff got peed on, she obviously didn't train her dog right. It's just pee, a good washing will take care of the OP's situation...

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jopayne 0

Maybe someone should kill you...bastard

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Ascaryrobot 0

And maybe someone should step back and look at the big picture, a dog pisses on some clothes, an hour in the washing machine will fix it. Someone puts down a dog, boom, depression (Especially if you're a dog person), missing the dog already, stuff like that. My dog had to be put down due to a brain tumour and she was in immense pain for the last day of her life, I couldn't wait for it to happen because the love I had for what was best for her was greater than my need to keep her with me, she'd been the only steady thing in my life. (She was taken into the family a year before i was born). Although you may think it is only a dog it was like losing a friend, family member and probably the only person in my life I ever felt real emotional attachment to, sure my parents still have her son as a pet but Christ, he's nothing like Jess. I love him to bits but he's no replacement. I guess what I'm saying is that, Soulathyia should be ignored for his ridiculous comment, people shouldn't read all the text above because I think this is the first time I've ever spoken of Jess since I saw her spark go out. If this was TL;DR then just know this, Dogs are loving, You should kill them unless they are in pain, dogs are 1 colour, Police dogs are friendly when not on the job (Perhaps they are more complex than people imagine), I have serious emotional issues which I need to get over before I snap and I think someone should put Soulathyia in a little box and gas him. See how s/he likes it. Or put in a little box and then someone turns the dial on the side and presto! It's a microwave. S/he explodes around the inside of the box like a ******* firework.

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redroses5 0

I wouldn't care at all if my dogs did that after 3weeks missing.

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WTFKuro 0

What do you expect when you name him after a bloody biblical betrayer?

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