Health: BFF

BFF

By hairplease - 27/02/2010 19:03 - United States

Today, I brought my best friend to my uncle's birthday party. We were having a great time until my grandmother walked up to us and said to me, "You sure have a nice looking boyfriend." My friend is a girl. She has cancer and lost all of her hair due to chemotherapy. FML

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You deserved it 2 412

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By nohair - 24/04/2011 14:06 - United States

Today, I shaved my head because I heard that one of my good friends got cancer. I went to visit her in the hospital. She's not bald. FML

I agree, your life sucks 21 584

You deserved it 60 476

Goodbye phone

By so jealous - 27/04/2020 05:00

Today, I was FaceTiming a good friend of mine from back home, telling her how good she looked and how happy I was to hear from her. My insanely jealous girlfriend snatched my phone and smashed it on the ground. I was saying my friend looked good because she'd just finished chemo. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 273

You deserved it 420

By Anonymous - 24/05/2009 01:41 - United States

Today, I took my grandma to the hospital to visit her estranged husband who she hasn't seen in years. After a thoroughly disasterous visit, we're waiting in the carpark and my gran strokes my face and tells me I have a lot of facial hair. I thought she was going to thank me. And I'm a girl. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 775

You deserved it 4 042

By horriblejoke - 10/10/2012 15:05 - Australia - Perth

Today, I completely shaved my head as a gesture for my boyfriend's mother, who was suffering from cancer and having a terrible time undergoing chemotherapy. Turns out she doesn't even have cancer, and my boyfriend thought I wouldn't have the guts to do it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 740

You deserved it 5 513

Forever Alone

By Lisa - 19/08/2018 23:30

Today, at my younger sister's wedding, my hospitalised grandmother called to ask if I have a boyfriend yet, both my parents wondered if I'll ever get married, and when the 13-year-old next to me caught the bouquet, his father yelled from the back to give it to me instead. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 924

You deserved it 227

By lovedoesnotexist - 24/09/2015 11:52 - Belgium

Today, my long-term girlfriend broke up with me because my hair "falls out" and I "will definitely be bald soon", even though it's not that bad. The same girl who I supported through her chemotherapy and gave her promises that I would stay with her no matter how she looked. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 566

You deserved it 1 985

You can't hurry love

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my grandma wasn't feeling well, so I went to her house to check on her. After about 20 minutes, I knew she was feeling better when she looked at me and said, "So, do you have a boyfriend yet? I pray every night that I get to live long enough to see you with a boyfriend." FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 674

You deserved it 4 135

A huge mess of stuff

By GreatWeek - 30/05/2022 17:01 - United States - Dighton

Today, I had to help one of my best friends while he was having a seizure. Earlier this morning my longtime girlfriend broke up with me. Oh, and also earlier this week I found out my other best friend has cancer. Lord take me now. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 026

You deserved it 120

Technicality

By Dartfrogger - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Salt Lake City

Today, I announced to my friends that my grandmother is dying. My best friend pulled out his phone and casually announced, "Technically, everyone is dying." FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 374

You deserved it 3 065

Nice

By sadgirl - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Conway

Today, my grandpa pointed me out to one of his friends, saying, "Yeah, she's the ugly one." FML

I agree, your life sucks 51 698

You deserved it 4 440

zellybeanie 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 23:12

Oh, Gammy, you insensitive twat.

katrina0_00 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 23:06

aww so sorry :(

Comments

squirrelbait 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 1:18

snickerdoodles looks like a guy

KiwiBlam 4

Sunday 28 February 2010 3:35

You look like a questionmark.

V_GEHTS 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 4:22

and your username is probably an indication of how you look

KiwiBlam 4

Sunday 28 February 2010 11:51

Haha, wie geht's, V_GEHTS?

Your_Dad 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 1:19

At least you don't have cancer, ****.

abalgatti 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 1:26

what ass would say they deserved it?

imdeborah 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 1:28

I meant #50 not #12

R3kli3 10

Sunday 28 February 2010 1:44

your grandma is stupid!

jayemdoubleyou 1

Sunday 28 February 2010 1:48

Wow.

cjdeskins09 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 1:54

wooooow thats messed up

ItalysFinest 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 1:58

that's effed up... hope your friend gets better

patticake1601 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 2:04

how is this about you??? your Grandma is blind and your friend has cancer...way to make it alllllll about you

ndiesal 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 2:30

"Today, I went with my best friend to her uncle's birthday party. We were having a great time until her grandmother walked up to us and said to her 'You have a nice looking boyfriend.' I'm a girl, I have cancer and lost all of my hair due to chemotherapy. FML" **** your friend's life, not your's.