Bathtime

By LemmyIsWet - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I took a relaxing bath, but got the book I was reading slightly wet when getting out. I put it on top of the towel dryer after delicately shaking it. Five minutes later, I heard a splash; I went into the bathroom to find that my book had toppled into the toilet bowl. FML
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SakataGintoki 9

I'm going to laugh if you were reading Twilight. I laughed anyways.

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satanisthesavior 21

And this is why I always keep the seat cover down.

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Obey_StudBoii 23

Must have been Twilight.

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simoncat 11

By chance, was the book ROYAL FLUSH by Lynda La Plante?

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Thejackel79 9

I might be dumb for asking but why read while taking a bath. That seems like asking your book to accidentally get wet.

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Thejackel79 9

I meant to make that period after bath a question mark.

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Pyapi 20

Exactly what I was thinking! I mean, I like to read a lot myself but I've never even thought of taking my books into the bathroom much less the bath...

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MrWhites 3

Today I was reading FML and I read a post of a lady dropping her book in the toilet. WoW I said to myself that really is rough. Then I realized that its all a matter of perspective. FML

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mrtonyanderson 20

A man who takes baths and reads books while doing it? Clear violation of man code.

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Pandamonia88 9

Disgusting, put the damn lid down. I don't know how anyone can just leave it up like that. I bet you don't even close it to flush do you? Do you like having poop all over your toothbrush? Do you? Really bugs me when women don't put the lid down too, you bitch if guys don't put the seat down but you leave the lid up!!!!

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chippa 24

OP is a man and you should probably take a nap, grumpy pants.

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