Love and Embarrassing: Bad timing

Bad timing

By Anonymous - 06/06/2026 12:00 - Maldives - Malé

Today, I went to the store in the most awful looking pyjamas possible, ran into my crush, and he looked at me up and down and laughed. FML

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49_Donuts 13

Saturday 6 June 2026 17:47

PJs are not outside clothes.

Hangryko 31

Saturday 6 June 2026 20:41

I'm all for wearing what you want and I'm sorry you went through that, but you couldn't even put on jeans and a T-shirt before going out?

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49_Donuts 13

Saturday 6 June 2026 17:47

PJs are not outside clothes.

Hangryko 31

Saturday 6 June 2026 20:41

I'm all for wearing what you want and I'm sorry you went through that, but you couldn't even put on jeans and a T-shirt before going out?

SAgirl 21

Sunday 7 June 2026 1:20

Was it at Walmart?

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