Bad hair day By Faithy - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States Today, I got flustered because my hair straightener wasn't working. It took me fifteen minutes to realize I hadn't turned it on. FML I agree, your life sucks 9 918 You deserved it 49 036 Share Tweet Share
Today, my boss tried to fire me for not emailing him a screenshot to prove my email wasn't working. FML I agree, your life sucks 21 056 You deserved it 1 331
Today, I told my mother I got engaged. Her reply was a great heaving sigh, followed by ,"OK… So how's work going?" She showed more excitement last week when my brother managed to properly make Kraft macaroni. FML I agree, your life sucks 9 810 You deserved it 688
Today, and for years, I have been on a medication for a neurological disease that put many restrictions on me. My doctor had finally told me that the medication was working very well and lifted some of my restrictions. I then found out that the drug is no longer sold in my country, and that there is no substitute. FML I agree, your life sucks 880 You deserved it 106
Today, while my kids were taking a nap in the other room, I masturbated while Dora The Explorer was on. I think I need to get out more. FML I agree, your life sucks 10 548 You deserved it 28 782
Today, I realized my acne looks like star constellations. I've already found the Little Dipper on my left cheek. FML I agree, your life sucks 22 254 You deserved it 2 586
Today, while at dinner, I told my boyfriend that I wished he liked sushi. He replied, "I wish you liked anal." FML I agree, your life sucks 24 240 You deserved it 42 534
dumbass.
you spelled blonde wrong :)