Are you experienced?

ugh - 11/03/2013 11:33 - United States - Easthampton

Today, I was caught "experimenting" with my friend at his house. His parents called mine, and my dad came to drive me home. On the way back, he tried to cheer me up by saying, "Son, don't be ashamed. When I was your age, I sucked a few dicks myself." Thanks for the info, Dad. FML
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UndeadMongrel 7

At least your dad is trying to be supportive, you should be appreciative.

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your_ma 27

A bit awkward yeah but to be fair is heart is clearly in the right place and he's trying to be nice.. He could have been a horrible homophobic dick about it!

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godspeedkills 8

Hey maybe now he can give you some father to son dick sucking pointers! That's... How did that happen?

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floatin_goats 3

hey, at least he's saying that. he's only saying it to make you feel better. to me, that's good parenting. haha. but I would be kinda scarred if my dad said that.

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inuar 7

Ah come on he was trying to make you feel better I bet he thought you wouldn't be as embarrased if you Knew something embarrassing about him. I say he is a great dad.

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ReverendWhiley 1

Sure, but it's such an awkward way to word it.

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Kennuckle_fml 6

Probably should have been more careful :-p Lock the door next time

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j3ebrules 13

Honestly you don't know how lucky you have it that your dad responded so well.

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