By Anonymous - 30/09/2009 05:34 - Canada
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By pompomkiwi - 24/12/2013 06:09 - United States - Portland
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By Anonymous - 17/11/2013 21:59 - United States - Elmwood Park
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By dl_zook - 12/01/2010 17:52 - United States
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jfyi, $17 of it went into my tank. i know it was stupid to leave it unattended, i made the post so other morons, like myself, could maybe not do something so stupid. I am fully aware you are not supposed to leave a pump unattended, something i have known for the past 10 years, regardless of the fact that the gas station i was at did not have a single sign stating the obvious(i went back and checked) i was in the gas station maybe 3 minutes at most and i was prepared and willing to pay any clean up fees needed, however the 'specialized' materials this particular attendant used was kitty litter, which she took off of the shelf and opened before going outside. the only reason i feel this would remotely qualify as a FML vs YDI is that i was stupid enough to think a drink was worth leaving my car alone at the time, so really more of a FML for being an idiot type of thing.
By Anonymous - 26/09/2012 17:37 - Australia - Engadine
By oralMistake - 26/10/2009 18:46 - United States
You have the same voice!
By EternalBlossom - 14/07/2015 05:03 - United States
By GracelandDave - 19/03/2009 07:10 - United States
GracelandDave tells us more.
Okay, just made my profile. One of you asked what my degree will be in. Right now I'm working on a B.S. in Animal Science and will be trying to get my DVM after that. Also, my brother is a male model and has done a lot of work, but tried college for 1 year. All of you who think this is fake, it WAS exaggerated but what he truthfully said was insinuating that my brother is successful and I am a waste of air until I get my degree. My dad isn't an asshole, but my brother does seem to be his golden child. Honestly, I am not bothered by the comment my dad made, I just found it to be funny when he said it. It is true that male models and Chippendales dancers can make a TON of money, but my brother is not at that level exactly. He is doing a stage production of Chippendales (www.herecometheboys.com). I'm very proud of him, and as for the ladies wanting his number, I'm sorry, he's married. Thanks for the remorse, the empathy, and the doubt. This site is fun, right?!
By liquorless - 05/11/2012 14:02 - Canada - Hamilton
Disrespect to the max
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By Anonymous - 15/01/2010 12:53 - United States
How romantic
By fishtacos - 01/12/2014 03:32 - United States - Fontana
Nice meeting you
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By N…… - 27/11/2012 03:13 - Denmark - Copenhagen
What's your morning routine?
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By Enslaved - 20/02/2015 03:16 - United States - Homestead
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OP here! First off, when I called the number, a man answered. When I told him I found a phone,(an iPhone5c for those that are curious) he told me to "**** off" and that I had the wrong number, then hung up on me. He called the phone back a few minutes later and I could hear him yelling to what I assumed was his wife/GF in the background. He was asking her if she went out shopping? and how dare she spend his money, plus lose her phone! I did give the phone to the manager of the department store and told the man to pick it up there tomorrow if he wants it, since the store was already closed for the night. My heart is just uneasy because I know that my call caused what seems to be an argument between the lady that owns the phone and an irate man. I could tell he was very controlling and she was very afraid of him.
Regressive
By Anonymous - 19/11/2012 05:19 - United States - Murfreesboro
Truth hurts
By markerThief - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Apple Valley
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ha thanks for all the comments, I never thought that it would actually be published. To all those comments asking what I did, they were all mad because I was the only one who got a Christmas bonus, and this was only because I had way more hours put in then the rest of them. And too the comment who said I should try to get them to loose I'm gonna do that!