By Anonymous - 05/07/2012 19:10 - United States - Findlay

Today, my waiter turned to me and asked, "Let me guess, Miss I'm-not-fat-I'm-fluffy wants a Diet Coke?" FML
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plasticsmile42 2

Wow, what an ass. dont let him/her get to you op!

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MainPrism 16

I really hope you obeyed the cardinal rule of the food industry & waited til after you got your food before telling the waiter what you thought of them... If not, you ate something extra with your food... Pretty much gauranteed...

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Boob_fml 6

YDI for being "fluffy".. now go run a mile or two and things like this won't happen.

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misshighjinks 5

Wow that is not ok I would have made a scene

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xgracierandomx 9

OP, if I were you, I would have punched the sh*t out of em'. Fyl.

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Jzigzags 4

For Christ Sake, Speak to the manager! You should have some kind of a never ending discount for something like that.

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deransc 19

I'm sure that would help her "Fluffy" situation is to get a super never ending discount at that place.

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iwadasn 32

Time to complain to the manager and get the rude waiter fired.

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aquaman95 7

i would have said no i want the manager

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fj19 9

I'm an idiot. Just throwing it out there, 'cause, you know, honesty's underrated and stuff. FML. F it hard.

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iTransform 8

And that's when you saaay, "No, Miss Bitch-that-can-get-your-ass-fired wants the manager and a new waiter" See problem solved :)

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Kiyda 11

To which you respond "No, Mr. Just lost a twenty dollar tip, I want a Sprite.

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