By Anonymous - 05/07/2012 19:10 - United States - Findlay

Today, my waiter turned to me and asked, "Let me guess, Miss I'm-not-fat-I'm-fluffy wants a Diet Coke?" FML
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plasticsmile42 2

Wow, what an ass. dont let him/her get to you op!

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MainPrism 16

I really hope you obeyed the cardinal rule of the food industry & waited til after you got your food before telling the waiter what you thought of them... If not, you ate something extra with your food... Pretty much gauranteed...

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Swiko 11

Jesus Christ. Diet Coke isn't just for fat people. I prefer diet drinks to regular because I don't like how the sugar in the regular ones makes them so sticky. I hate people who say those things.

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chinagirl3343 8

I would have gotten very loud very fast... What is wrong with people? I hope the waiter lost their job.

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nahbean13 3

And that's when you asked for his manager and got him fired, right? Unemployment's high, I'm sure there are plenty of more polite individuals who would be grateful to have that job!

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meowautumn 0

did you say ya. l0l.

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fatalwish 6

i like that guy ... and gabriel that dude is hilarity at its best

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DogsPaw 16

I would get the Diet Coke... And pour it over his head. Because Miss I'm-not-fat-i'm-fluffy rolls like that.

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b3tazoid 5

Everyone's going "oh don't let the waiter get to you" well if your fat, you can't get upset if someone calls you fat, it's your fault your fat in the first place!

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