Miscellaneous: Today, my parents are freaking at me because I just got my report...

By failure - 16/07/2009 16:25 - Canada

Today, my parents are freaking at me because I just got my report and I failed my first year of college. They told me they have never been more disappointed in me. I have to tell them that I'm also pregnant. FML

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You deserved it 102 111

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 12/07/2009 01:26 - United States

Today, I had to go through the embarrassment and pain of telling my parents I was pregnant. I took the test and it came out positive and I was freaking out. I got grounded for the rest of the year and they're really disappointed in me. Five minutes ago, I got my period. FML

I agree, your life sucks 57 900

You deserved it 29 926

No! Noooo!

By Anonymous - 18/12/2015 01:59 - United States - Pleasanton

Today, I told my parents I was pregnant. They yelled at me until I started crying. I'm 31, married, and I have a good paying job. FML

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You deserved it 1 957

By Anonymous - 04/02/2013 07:12 - United States - Bliss

Today, I had a half-hour conversation with my parents about going to college. I don't know what's worse, that they were trying to talk me out of it or that they're convinced that I'm going to get knocked up and drop out by the end of my freshman year. FML

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You deserved it 3 421

By Anonymous - 04/04/2009 02:55 - Canada

Today, my siblings came home for the weekend. At dinner, my dad started complaining at how one of my siblings had gotten fired, one was failing college, and the other was gay. He went on to say I was 17 and already had a bright future. I'm pregnant. FML

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You deserved it 61 469

Nice support system you've got there

By Anonymous - 24/08/2023 22:00

Today, I announced my pregnancy to my parents, expecting them to be thrilled. Instead, they were furious. Apparently, being unmarried and on disability means I can't raise a baby. FML

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You deserved it 1 757

A tad unfair

By Anonymous - 02/04/2021 14:01

Today, my parents have made it very clear to me that if I fail one more assignment, they’re disowning me. I got a zero on a paper that I poured my heart and soul into, and in the notes, the teacher wrote, “I don’t even need to read this paper to know that it is bad.” FML

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You deserved it 164

Yeet it time

By Anonymous - 27/07/2021 12:59 - United States - Fort Worth

Today, I got fired for not being mature enough. I just found out I’m pregnant. FML

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You deserved it 422

By MollyMo - 21/03/2009 06:22 - United States

Today, my parents saw my report card. Now, they refuse to buy me my the new computer I've always wanted because my grades had 'slipped'. I made honor roll for three terms, and was kept off for the fourth for a single bad grade. I failed gym. FML

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You deserved it 41 863

Poor planning on your part does not necessitate an emergency on mine

By Anonymous - 16/02/2024 04:00 - United States - Eagle Mountain

Today, I told my family that I’m pregnant. My sister is upset and refuses to accept she’ll have to help with the baby. I’m a single mom going to college and living at home, and will need help. FML

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You deserved it 2 322

Jumping the gun

By Anonymous - 13/09/2022 02:00

Today, I got my report card, and thought I did pretty well with a GPA of 3.58. My parents freaked out over the 3 B's I had, and proceeded to look up which colleges would still accept me. I just finished my first quarter as a freshman in high school. FML

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You deserved it 123

jjenniferr05 0

Thursday 16 July 2009 23:18

Ouchh, uhh, No offence, but perhaps you should have spent less time getting sex, and more time focusing on your failing education..

cmillertime7 0

Thursday 16 July 2009 23:21

This is more "I ****** up" than "**** my life." You made bad decisions and you fully deserve the consequences.

Comments

shahs 3

Friday 30 December 2011 23:59

I see what you did there...

Amberrae23 2

Tuesday 31 January 2012 6:27

live and learn.

fml_mu 10

Friday 10 February 2012 14:16

You deserve it for indulging into things that make u ashamed of yourself.

anonymous_guy589 1

Thursday 3 May 2012 0:18

YOLO, right? Bad timing?!? Sorry.

snapdragon1100 7

Friday 9 November 2012 16:00

Should have spent less time getting every guys dick and more time studying. Do you even know who the doctor is, *****?

Tinkerbell133_fml 5

Tuesday 21 May 2013 8:16

It's people like you that give college kids a bad image. In the long run, this hurts not only your own messed up life but also the lives of your fellow classmates who are trying to buy/rent houses and cars and get jobs and internships, but can't because of the " irresponsible partying college kid" stereotype.