Miscellaneous: Today, my parents are freaking at me because I just got my report...

By failure - 16/07/2009 16:25 - Canada

Today, my parents are freaking at me because I just got my report and I failed my first year of college. They told me they have never been more disappointed in me. I have to tell them that I'm also pregnant. FML

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You deserved it 102 111

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 12/07/2009 01:26 - United States

Today, I had to go through the embarrassment and pain of telling my parents I was pregnant. I took the test and it came out positive and I was freaking out. I got grounded for the rest of the year and they're really disappointed in me. Five minutes ago, I got my period. FML

I agree, your life sucks 57 900

You deserved it 29 926

No! Noooo!

By Anonymous - 18/12/2015 01:59 - United States - Pleasanton

Today, I told my parents I was pregnant. They yelled at me until I started crying. I'm 31, married, and I have a good paying job. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 987

You deserved it 1 957

By Anonymous - 04/02/2013 07:12 - United States - Bliss

Today, I had a half-hour conversation with my parents about going to college. I don't know what's worse, that they were trying to talk me out of it or that they're convinced that I'm going to get knocked up and drop out by the end of my freshman year. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 021

You deserved it 3 421

By Anonymous - 04/04/2009 02:55 - Canada

Today, my siblings came home for the weekend. At dinner, my dad started complaining at how one of my siblings had gotten fired, one was failing college, and the other was gay. He went on to say I was 17 and already had a bright future. I'm pregnant. FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 944

You deserved it 61 469

Nice support system you've got there

By Anonymous - 24/08/2023 22:00

Today, I announced my pregnancy to my parents, expecting them to be thrilled. Instead, they were furious. Apparently, being unmarried and on disability means I can't raise a baby. FML

I agree, your life sucks 277

You deserved it 1 757

A tad unfair

By Anonymous - 02/04/2021 14:01

Today, my parents have made it very clear to me that if I fail one more assignment, they’re disowning me. I got a zero on a paper that I poured my heart and soul into, and in the notes, the teacher wrote, “I don’t even need to read this paper to know that it is bad.” FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 266

You deserved it 164

Yeet it time

By Anonymous - 27/07/2021 12:59 - United States - Fort Worth

Today, I got fired for not being mature enough. I just found out I’m pregnant. FML

I agree, your life sucks 762

You deserved it 422

By MollyMo - 21/03/2009 06:22 - United States

Today, my parents saw my report card. Now, they refuse to buy me my the new computer I've always wanted because my grades had 'slipped'. I made honor roll for three terms, and was kept off for the fourth for a single bad grade. I failed gym. FML

I agree, your life sucks 67 133

You deserved it 41 863

Poor planning on your part does not necessitate an emergency on mine

By Anonymous - 16/02/2024 04:00 - United States - Eagle Mountain

Today, I told my family that I’m pregnant. My sister is upset and refuses to accept she’ll have to help with the baby. I’m a single mom going to college and living at home, and will need help. FML

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You deserved it 2 322

Jumping the gun

By Anonymous - 13/09/2022 02:00

Today, I got my report card, and thought I did pretty well with a GPA of 3.58. My parents freaked out over the 3 B's I had, and proceeded to look up which colleges would still accept me. I just finished my first quarter as a freshman in high school. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 243

You deserved it 123

jjenniferr05 0

Thursday 16 July 2009 23:18

Ouchh, uhh, No offence, but perhaps you should have spent less time getting sex, and more time focusing on your failing education..

cmillertime7 0

Thursday 16 July 2009 23:21

This is more "I ****** up" than "**** my life." You made bad decisions and you fully deserve the consequences.

Comments

granolabutt8 7

Friday 17 December 2010 10:53

Wow, I love the people here who are saying YDI for having premarital sex. I have been having premarital sex with my boyfriend of 2 years since we were 8 months together and I have yet to get pregnant OR have any STDs. Stop being such wet blankets and forcing your opinions on people. Also, that sucks you failed your first year of college. I didn't do so well my first year either, so I can relate. I was deeply depressed then but now I'm happy and I'm doing well in life and school after taking a little time off. If you were at an expensive Uni, then you definitely should have tried harder not to waste your (parents?) money. I lucked out because I went to CC and my classes were free because I'm poor. Lulz. Honestly people, stop being so judgmental.

nicoleanddrake 0

Sunday 10 April 2011 23:51

I like you. you're not a prude bitch. and when you have a boyfriend sex just kinda happens.

nicoleanddrake 0

Sunday 10 April 2011 23:25

a 2in1 fail. goin like a champ.

iLove2LoveU 0

Tuesday 7 June 2011 18:41

I don't care who disagrees but you TOTALLY deserved both of those!!! your fault for not studying and getting pregnant!! YDI

i_wuz_nver_here 31

Sunday 3 July 2011 4:16

Ooh and who's fault is all of this... YOURS! Ydi

adela119 0

Sunday 3 July 2011 22:23

uh yeah this is kind of your fault.

atulsempire 8

Thursday 4 August 2011 15:03

Hey, maybe you should open with - 'oh come on, I only failed cause I couldn't get to exam on time as doctor advices me not to run during pregnancy'. Valid reason & easy on the unpleasant news.

AmyShark 7

Thursday 22 September 2011 8:00

It's cause you're a Newfie. I say this in a affectionate way since I'm from Ontario.

linda_stone 13

Monday 26 September 2011 9:38

God people, you're so mean..

fricgm 6

Sunday 13 November 2011 5:59

you are white trash.

xiaoxaio 5

Tuesday 15 November 2011 1:46

makes me kinda sad i was born and am gonna have to live through this generation of **** ups, im not saying everyone is a retard but just look at jersey shore, im just sayin