Miscellaneous: Today, my parents are freaking at me because I just got my report...

By failure - 16/07/2009 16:25 - Canada

Today, my parents are freaking at me because I just got my report and I failed my first year of college. They told me they have never been more disappointed in me. I have to tell them that I'm also pregnant. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/07/2009 01:26 - United States

Today, I had to go through the embarrassment and pain of telling my parents I was pregnant. I took the test and it came out positive and I was freaking out. I got grounded for the rest of the year and they're really disappointed in me. Five minutes ago, I got my period. FML

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No! Noooo!

By Anonymous - 18/12/2015 01:59 - United States - Pleasanton

Today, I told my parents I was pregnant. They yelled at me until I started crying. I'm 31, married, and I have a good paying job. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/02/2013 07:12 - United States - Bliss

Today, I had a half-hour conversation with my parents about going to college. I don't know what's worse, that they were trying to talk me out of it or that they're convinced that I'm going to get knocked up and drop out by the end of my freshman year. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/04/2009 02:55 - Canada

Today, my siblings came home for the weekend. At dinner, my dad started complaining at how one of my siblings had gotten fired, one was failing college, and the other was gay. He went on to say I was 17 and already had a bright future. I'm pregnant. FML

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Nice support system you've got there

By Anonymous - 24/08/2023 22:00

Today, I announced my pregnancy to my parents, expecting them to be thrilled. Instead, they were furious. Apparently, being unmarried and on disability means I can't raise a baby. FML

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A tad unfair

By Anonymous - 02/04/2021 14:01

Today, my parents have made it very clear to me that if I fail one more assignment, they’re disowning me. I got a zero on a paper that I poured my heart and soul into, and in the notes, the teacher wrote, “I don’t even need to read this paper to know that it is bad.” FML

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Yeet it time

By Anonymous - 27/07/2021 12:59 - United States - Fort Worth

Today, I got fired for not being mature enough. I just found out I’m pregnant. FML

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By MollyMo - 21/03/2009 06:22 - United States

Today, my parents saw my report card. Now, they refuse to buy me my the new computer I've always wanted because my grades had 'slipped'. I made honor roll for three terms, and was kept off for the fourth for a single bad grade. I failed gym. FML

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Poor planning on your part does not necessitate an emergency on mine

By Anonymous - 16/02/2024 04:00 - United States - Eagle Mountain

Today, I told my family that I’m pregnant. My sister is upset and refuses to accept she’ll have to help with the baby. I’m a single mom going to college and living at home, and will need help. FML

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Jumping the gun

By Anonymous - 13/09/2022 02:00

Today, I got my report card, and thought I did pretty well with a GPA of 3.58. My parents freaked out over the 3 B's I had, and proceeded to look up which colleges would still accept me. I just finished my first quarter as a freshman in high school. FML

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jjenniferr05 0

Thursday 16 July 2009 23:18

Ouchh, uhh, No offence, but perhaps you should have spent less time getting sex, and more time focusing on your failing education..

cmillertime7 0

Thursday 16 July 2009 23:21

This is more "I ****** up" than "**** my life." You made bad decisions and you fully deserve the consequences.

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riskybizz 0

Friday 22 January 2010 15:21

I feel so sorry for you

kuhyto 5

Tuesday 26 January 2010 23:44

Your parents should be happy you graduated high school

doptnet 0

Monday 8 February 2010 5:38

can I just say that if u are able to get an abortion.... u can only do it if ur less than 3 months or so.. so it's not murder at all because at that time it's still only an egg

Sparkey 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 20:04

I'm not sure where you get your information from, but after only eight days it already has a beating heart. Before three months it has fingers (even fingerprints!), feet, nose, mouth and almost everything else even though it's the size of a big strawberry. At three months it's already moving about and wriggling. I don't know when it officially stops being an egg, but I would guess within a day.

zzyxer 0

Monday 15 February 2010 1:28

it's okay, pat pat.

MDNL 0

Friday 5 March 2010 3:51

damn, that really sux

Sniper3000 0

Saturday 27 March 2010 16:45

that would explain y ur failing.....

bobman555 0

Wednesday 7 April 2010 3:43

You are retarted

ZacharyorAndrew 0

Sunday 15 August 2010 20:08

college girls r fuking stupid

emmyers 0

Wednesday 20 October 2010 17:32

ydi for being a huge disappointment. :/

MaryLiz 0

Monday 8 November 2010 23:20

YDI. Let's focus on, first of all, the fact that you failed. I've always believed that any person can earn good grades. I suck at math, but I work hard at it, and I pass (without cheating). Now, the fact that you're knocked up. Stick to the old "The only safe sex is no sex" saying. I'm a Christian, bit I practice abstinence also because it really only gets people on trouble (i.e. pregnancy, STDs). I really have no pity on you.