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By couldntholdit - 12/07/2011 17:09 - United States

Today, I was hanging out with a guy that I really like. When he gave me a hug goodbye, he slid his hand into the back pocket of my jeans. It was glorious until I farted on his hand. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/05/2019 00:05

Today, I was seeing my boyfriend for the first time in 3 weeks. I was so excited to see him that I gave him a big hug. He must have been excited to see me too, because he hugged me so tight that he squeezed a fart out of me. FML

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Class act

By LoveStruck- - 10/02/2010 07:29 - United States

Today, I hung out with my boyfriend for the first time in two weeks. We were cuddling on the couch when he suddenly stands up. I thought he was going to hug me, but then he turned around, pinned my shoulders back so I couldn't move, and farted in my face. FML

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By sydneybourgeois - 13/08/2011 04:06 - United States

Today, the guy of my dreams told me he liked me and leaned in to kiss me. Just as our lips touched, I ripped a big ass fart. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/03/2010 22:04 - United States

Today, a really hot guy smacked my ass. I farted. FML

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By Rydia - 31/10/2020 05:01

Today, my fiancé hugged me so tight that I couldn't move, said he loved me, let out a loud, obnoxious and smelly fart cloud and made me breathe it in. FML

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Toxic

By Anonymous - 21/10/2022 02:00

Today, I realized that the only time my boyfriend ever wants to hug me is just after he's let off a fart and wants to pull me into it. FML

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You deserved it 177

By ECullen - 21/05/2009 19:13 - United States

Today, I was talking to this guy that I like a lot and I think he likes me back. When he told me I was beautiful I laughed so hard that I farted. Loudly. FML

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By john - 28/01/2009 23:02 - United States

Today, the girl who I have had a crush on for two years snuck up from behind me and gave me a hug. I farted very loud at the same exact time. FML

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You deserved it 5 157

By GasAttack - 07/09/2009 13:32 - Canada

Today, I was taking a shower. I heard my boyfriend come into the bathroom, brush his teeth and take off his clothes. He joined me in the shower and instead of doing something loving or sexy, he let out a huge fart into his hand and threw it into my face. FML

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By byebyeromance - 26/08/2014 01:03 - United States - State College

Today, I was cuddling my boyfriend before going to bed. He farted really loud and spat in my face as he laughed. FML

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You deserved it 5 079

iAmScrubs 19

Wednesday 13 July 2011 0:08

He is going to make a vow to never wash that hand again.

FiestaInMyPants 8

Wednesday 13 July 2011 0:10

He took your breath away, but from the wrong end..

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Colombiano7 4

Wednesday 13 July 2011 17:55

lol

hehehahAho 0

Wednesday 13 July 2011 18:35

oops you did it againn lol

HunterAlpha1 8

Wednesday 13 July 2011 19:31

did he pull his hand out of your pocket and smell it? if so he definitely a keeper!

tqdwayne 0

Wednesday 13 July 2011 19:59

girls fart?!?:)

CorinnaHEY 6

Wednesday 13 July 2011 20:01

she marked her territory ahahaa

army129 0

Wednesday 13 July 2011 20:15

haha my gf nd I fart on eachother all the time don't sweat it.. the best thing u can ever do is to learn to love eachothers farts =]

bonnie_vb8 5

Wednesday 13 July 2011 20:18

interesting :)

kombucha_fml 8

Wednesday 13 July 2011 22:40

wow I REALLY hope you're kidding!

bonnie_vb8 5

Wednesday 13 July 2011 20:20

Well that could be one way to ruin the moment.

jay1010 0

Wednesday 13 July 2011 20:22

eww nice move

rl021489 5

Wednesday 13 July 2011 22:22

CUPCAKE

THEgirlNEXTdoor0_fml 8

Wednesday 13 July 2011 23:27

girl, you should change name, school, country well you should go hide !

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Today, I bought a $3000 HD camera. It never shipped to my house, so I was concerned. I then realized I had given the seller the address for a house in California. I live in Maine. FML

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Today, after I learned a long time ago that it's prudent to smell your shredded cheese as with milk to check its freshness, that lesson came into play when I doubted the quality of some cheese my roommate was going to use for nachos. I smelled it and got the dry heaves from the stink. He can't smell anything. FML

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Today, I was making out with my new boyfriend when he pulled away and looked me deeply in the eyes, he smiled and said, "I don't care what anyone else says, I think you're beautiful." FML

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Today, while on the way to Florida for spring break, I pointed out to my mom a bright blue car in the rear-view mirror. As the car overtook us, we both got a horrifyingly detailed view of the driver jerking off her passenger. FML

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Today, my young son swung a plastic pipe, it makes a kind of whistling sound as it spins around. I was standing a little too close, luckily it missed both my legs, but hit my happy sacks full on. FML

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Today, there was a 10-minute cloudburst. It started 30 seconds after I parked my car and ended 30 seconds after I arrived at the office. Now the sun is shining, the sky is blue, and I look like I took a shower fully clothed. Oh, and I'm wearing thin white pants. FML

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Same thing different taste

Class act

Love is in the air

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