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By couldntholdit - 12/07/2011 17:09 - United States

Today, I was hanging out with a guy that I really like. When he gave me a hug goodbye, he slid his hand into the back pocket of my jeans. It was glorious until I farted on his hand. FML

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By LoveStruck- - 10/02/2010 07:29 - United States

Today, I hung out with my boyfriend for the first time in two weeks. We were cuddling on the couch when he suddenly stands up. I thought he was going to hug me, but then he turned around, pinned my shoulders back so I couldn't move, and farted in my face. FML

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By sydneybourgeois - 13/08/2011 04:06 - United States

Today, the guy of my dreams told me he liked me and leaned in to kiss me. Just as our lips touched, I ripped a big ass fart. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/03/2010 22:04 - United States

Today, a really hot guy smacked my ass. I farted. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/10/2022 02:00

Today, I realized that the only time my boyfriend ever wants to hug me is just after he's let off a fart and wants to pull me into it. FML

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By ECullen - 21/05/2009 19:13 - United States

Today, I was talking to this guy that I like a lot and I think he likes me back. When he told me I was beautiful I laughed so hard that I farted. Loudly. FML

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By john - 28/01/2009 23:02 - United States

Today, the girl who I have had a crush on for two years snuck up from behind me and gave me a hug. I farted very loud at the same exact time. FML

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By GasAttack - 07/09/2009 13:32 - Canada

Today, I was taking a shower. I heard my boyfriend come into the bathroom, brush his teeth and take off his clothes. He joined me in the shower and instead of doing something loving or sexy, he let out a huge fart into his hand and threw it into my face. FML

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By byebyeromance - 26/08/2014 01:03 - United States - State College

Today, I was cuddling my boyfriend before going to bed. He farted really loud and spat in my face as he laughed. FML

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iAmScrubs 19

Wednesday 13 July 2011 0:08

He is going to make a vow to never wash that hand again.

FiestaInMyPants 8

Wednesday 13 July 2011 0:10

He took your breath away, but from the wrong end..

Comments

heyitslexx 3

Friday 30 December 2011 22:05

my best guy friend "owns" my butt and we have this joke about back pockets. Lolll

BetYourMad 0

Sunday 8 January 2012 1:03

You nasty bitch

WoundsHeal 3

Wednesday 21 March 2012 23:46

That sucks, but he may, eventually, over look it… >.

GimmeFive 10

Monday 9 April 2012 23:56

Amazing timing

LaughingHobbit 4

Monday 16 July 2012 12:39

My sympathy for u is indescribable

mcar 13

Monday 7 January 2013 18:37

Lol so unfortunate.

KennyBen 14

Wednesday 12 June 2013 15:07

How can no one hold it in but me? Do I have the only clenchable butthole?

Sharky353 3

Monday 16 December 2013 22:52

Thank you for sharing that with us. It's nice to hear about other people's fails. Hope it turns out for the best. If you are hot and he likes you, it probably doesn't matter that you farted on his hand. I bet he smelled his hand after that.