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By couldntholdit - 12/07/2011 17:09 - United States

Today, I was hanging out with a guy that I really like. When he gave me a hug goodbye, he slid his hand into the back pocket of my jeans. It was glorious until I farted on his hand. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/05/2019 00:05

Today, I was seeing my boyfriend for the first time in 3 weeks. I was so excited to see him that I gave him a big hug. He must have been excited to see me too, because he hugged me so tight that he squeezed a fart out of me. FML

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By LoveStruck- - 10/02/2010 07:29 - United States

Today, I hung out with my boyfriend for the first time in two weeks. We were cuddling on the couch when he suddenly stands up. I thought he was going to hug me, but then he turned around, pinned my shoulders back so I couldn't move, and farted in my face. FML

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By sydneybourgeois - 13/08/2011 04:06 - United States

Today, the guy of my dreams told me he liked me and leaned in to kiss me. Just as our lips touched, I ripped a big ass fart. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/03/2010 22:04 - United States

Today, a really hot guy smacked my ass. I farted. FML

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By Rydia - 31/10/2020 05:01

Today, my fiancé hugged me so tight that I couldn't move, said he loved me, let out a loud, obnoxious and smelly fart cloud and made me breathe it in. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/10/2022 02:00

Today, I realized that the only time my boyfriend ever wants to hug me is just after he's let off a fart and wants to pull me into it. FML

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By ECullen - 21/05/2009 19:13 - United States

Today, I was talking to this guy that I like a lot and I think he likes me back. When he told me I was beautiful I laughed so hard that I farted. Loudly. FML

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By john - 28/01/2009 23:02 - United States

Today, the girl who I have had a crush on for two years snuck up from behind me and gave me a hug. I farted very loud at the same exact time. FML

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By GasAttack - 07/09/2009 13:32 - Canada

Today, I was taking a shower. I heard my boyfriend come into the bathroom, brush his teeth and take off his clothes. He joined me in the shower and instead of doing something loving or sexy, he let out a huge fart into his hand and threw it into my face. FML

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By byebyeromance - 26/08/2014 01:03 - United States - State College

Today, I was cuddling my boyfriend before going to bed. He farted really loud and spat in my face as he laughed. FML

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iAmScrubs 19

Wednesday 13 July 2011 0:08

He is going to make a vow to never wash that hand again.

FiestaInMyPants 8

Wednesday 13 July 2011 0:10

He took your breath away, but from the wrong end..

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TwoFootedMan 0

Wednesday 13 July 2011 8:27

your son rip is on line toot

SamInThe407 4

Wednesday 13 July 2011 8:30

just tell him you wanted to keep his hands nice and warm down there

samicna 4

Wednesday 13 July 2011 8:35

now that you got that out of the way you dont have to worry about the first fart! what's next on the list?

NerdWithGlasses 0

Wednesday 13 July 2011 8:47

I am sorry, hopefully everything worked out well :)

bobla456 0

Wednesday 13 July 2011 8:53

Not tryin to be rude but what is your pocket in the middle of you ass

auroracc99 0

Wednesday 13 July 2011 9:36

What did he say?

bigbadjake 0

Wednesday 13 July 2011 9:42

whos pocket is over there crack

raqraqrawr 5

Wednesday 13 July 2011 10:08

wow that really sucks. I would be hella embarrassed :p

starlover77 0

Wednesday 13 July 2011 10:21

This FML was gonna be funny until you used "glorious" not the right word for the situation. Should've used amazing or something.

starlover77 0

Wednesday 13 July 2011 10:36

wtf?

blanquito 1

Wednesday 13 July 2011 10:32

heeeeyyyhaawww

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