By couldntholdit - 12/07/2011 17:09 - United States

Today, I was hanging out with a guy that I really like. When he gave me a hug goodbye, he slid his hand into the back pocket of my jeans. It was glorious until I farted on his hand. FML
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iAmScrubs 19

He is going to make a vow to never wash that hand again.

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FiestaInMyPants 8

He took your breath away, but from the wrong end..

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Symmetry88 0

Today, I was hanging out with the girl that's obviously liked me for months. As the time came by to say goodbye, I decided to do a favor for her. So I put my hands on her incredibly fat ass. She was obviously enjoying it, then I felt a breeze on my hand, and everything began to stink. I'm standing there fighting to get my hand out of her back pocket as she blows another tremendous fart. I couldn't believe it, the only day I decide to do something nice for a girl I am disgusted by and she farts in my hand. FML

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Captain0bv10us 0

Don't worry...maybe he has some twisted fetish for that sort of thing :)

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billnunz 0

I love wen some body farts in your hand then you rub it against their face

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hahalaughing 0

wowww. thats really disgusting. poor guy.

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enopola 5

if dude had any balls he would have yelled "deal breaker" as he pushed off you to run. If that's how the first kiss went, it's going downhill fast, can't risk another "accident"

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KelseyWelsey7 0

Hahaha. Must have been amazing for him.

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zembof 3

omg no one wants to hear about lady farts I'd rather be sucked into a black hole being pulled apart atom by atom and if I came out on the other side have a space tiger eat me that's how gross that shit is now stop it sick bitch

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sydneymwfca 10

hahah farealll! like can she not control that?!

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