Love: Today, I noticed I have to lift up my fat to see my penis. FML

By dawg3360 - 07/06/2009 06:02 - Canada

Today, I noticed I have to lift up my fat to see my penis. FML

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It creeps up on you

By Anonymous - 10/08/2021 14:01

Today, I looked down while taking a piss and could only see my belly button. Wow, I’m fat now. FML

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By ms piggy - 15/12/2011 21:52 - United States

Today, stepping on a scale for the first time in years, I had to lift up my stomach to see the number. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/05/2021 16:59

Today, I'm officially fat enough I have to lift my belly out of the way to get to my zipper when I need to pee in public toilets. I hate myself. FML

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By fatflabbyfail - 20/02/2010 06:09 - United States

Today, after having my bath, I realised that I've gotten so fat that I have to lift up my butt cheeks in order to dry underneath them. FML

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By tomchuq - 30/08/2009 07:12 - United States

Today, I realized I can hold a pencil in my fat rolls. FML

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By Mr. Shawzy - 15/01/2009 11:43 - Canada

Today, after taking a shower, I decided to weigh myself. Curious, I peered down. I couldn't see the scale. I am fat. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/03/2012 04:50 - Canada

Today, I found a bug under my foreskin. FML

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By wobble... - 23/02/2012 11:29 - Australia

Today, I got scared by my own leg fat. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/02/2012 16:12 - United States

Today, I noticed that I have gained enough weight to give me back boobs. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/04/2022 19:00 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, it seems that I've gained so much weight that not even my iPhone can recognize my face. FML

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Sunday 7 June 2009 12:11

eeee www..... Small dick

snaebra 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 12:09

That is just sad

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Richieq212 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 19:50

i love how this is under the catagory of love

CookiMonster2005 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 19:54

Lmaoooo #2

GGnoRe 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 19:58

You, sir, are a disgusting fat slob. Lose a lot of weight before showing your ugly self to public.

heatherrrx 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 19:59

Haha, fail. xD

Tobunshi 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 20:17

This is your own fault.

youaresofucked 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 20:19

The short Fmls are the best

wrestling49 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 20:24

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Gunpar 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 20:28

That's just classic, and YDI for sure.

_itsmeeex1bitchz 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 20:29

lol @ 2. & i bet that shit stankkksss!

itsgen 16

Sunday 7 June 2009 20:31

OMG!!! i was gonna say the exact thing as #2 lol got that from stuie from family guy lol

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Today, despite my warnings, my mother continues to go see my ex's son and encourage her to get more child support from me. They both say that because I signed the birth certificate, that makes that baby mine. I don't think he is, and I'm currently with someone else, with my first real son on the way. FML

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Today, after 2 years together, my boyfriend finally proposed. I excitedly said yes. Just as we began to kiss, my half crazed cat ran in, dropped a half eaten bird at our feet, and promptly threw up on the carpet. FML

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Today, my boyfriend and I got into trouble with his mother for me still being at their house at 1:00 am. I'm 24, he's 22 and we really were studying. FML

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