Hmmm...two things. This should have been under the "health" category...DUHHHH #100...not only are u taking the time to READ FMyLife, but you also have an account here and are commenting on other peoples FML's. YOUR the one that needs to get a life jerk!!!!

small dick?

#181, I never said to get a life, you illiterate moron. I just said this guy needs to stop bitching about his life and change it if he doesn't like it. PS: You have an account and are commenting here too, you hypocrite.

And suddenly, he notices that he actually has a ******!!! What a twist!!!!

LMFAO i'm so sorry for you. but i had to laugh because this reminds me of my friend. we had started talking one night and he mentions that he had to lift his fat in order to see his penis. yeah, i dont know why he did but he did. and so i suggest getting out more :)

Wow..Really..why would you post something like this about yourself.

eww.

i know you all hate the grammar nazis, but it's exercise.

Put down the sandwich, fatass, and go exercise.

ROFL, start playing ddr ya douche! or do some sit-ups. i was once fat until i picked up ddr 5 yrs ago. now i'm a lvl.10 ddr dancer! still slightly pudgy, but i'm sooooo fast now....