By Pumpkin - 18/07/2009 02:00 - United States

Today, I found out that my son is not really gay. He just told me that so I'd let him have girls in his bedroom. FML
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Sirrush 0

haha, that's a great idea, very original. But seriously, if you were a bit open minded with him you could have avoided this... I'm also kinda wondering just how you found out.

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thisisnotjake 0

I think your son deserves to have girls in his room if he could outsmart you like that. I need to try that.

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bewyrd 0

i came out to my parents in high school as a lesbian and they still let me have slumber parties..guess whose first experience was an (unplanned) orgy?

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Lithorien 6

Awesome kid, backwater parent. YDI.

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smr13 0

your son is my friggin hero

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miscposter 0

Any kid who has to lie to you about sexual preference just so that you dont get completely hardassed and strict shouldn't be the topic of FML. I feel more sorry for the kid than you.

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iareBRENDEN 0

Don't be so hard on your kids. People generally react the way you don't want them to if you come off as too controlling. You should have let your son know you trusted him and made sure he knew about safety and risks of sex.

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The_Judge 0

You should be proud of your son for thinking outside of the box! And god for you for takig it in stride when he told you he was gay to begin with a lot of bat shit crazy fundamentalist Christian wack jobs would have disowned him on the spot.

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indomitable9 0

Haha maybe of ud just let him have girls on his room in the first place this wouldn't have happened LOL

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nirvanaroxmysox 0

ur son has inspired me. i think i'll tell my parents im a lesbian so they'll let me have guys in my room.

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