By Pumpkin - 18/07/2009 02:00 - United States

Today, I found out that my son is not really gay. He just told me that so I'd let him have girls in his bedroom. FML
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Sirrush 0

haha, that's a great idea, very original. But seriously, if you were a bit open minded with him you could have avoided this... I'm also kinda wondering just how you found out.

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SurfDaWave 0

OP, YDI. When you tell a teen explicitly not to do something, what do you expect them to do? You should've compromised with him. BTW, as said before, your genius son WINS!

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idkamanda 0

your son is genius. He'll go to college telling his friends this story and be "the man"

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martialartist7 0

tell your kid hes a genius! i dont have the balls to do that

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jayjay777 0

THAT... IS THE SMARTEST THING I'VE EVER HEARD EVER, but my parents would be fine with a girl in my bedroom.

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sj_19 0

i gotta agree with everyone else, your son is brilliant!

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hockeydudecpd141 0

haha that's actually really smart

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brit8211 0

I don't understand why every guy doesn't do that cuz it's brilliant :P and why wouldn't you check on your son and the girl he was with in his room to see what they were doing even if he said he was gay? duh

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ilyashredfern 0

your son is a ******* genius.

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