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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Alfreton

Today, my girlfriend dumped me for another guy. Last week, she wrote sweet things like "Love you forever" and "Light of my life" on my arm cast. I have to wait two more weeks until it's taken off. FML
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emirie 21

Cross it off so you don't have to look at it.

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poisongirl708 11

Paint over it to blend in with the cast.

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brandoneyez1 25

Make it funny.... "Love you forever... As long as you pay me!"

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143amandaott 10

Well just keep your head up...obviously she wasn't worth it and if she had written that then she would have meant it but it kinda in plain sight that she didn't!:( sorry!

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mustang19898 16

Smack him with your cast filled with lying words. Because you can't hit her; she's a girl.

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saffy66 34

Find some correction fluid or white paint.

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Larsh 4

Paint or a pic of her giving you had taped over it

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