Plastered

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Alfreton

Today, my girlfriend dumped me for another guy. Last week, she wrote sweet things like "Love you forever" and "Light of my life" on my arm cast. I have to wait two more weeks until it's taken off. FML
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emirie 21

Cross it off so you don't have to look at it.

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bunny409 14

at least its not a tattoo

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awkward_gothlady 32

Get an artist friend to paint something you like over what she wrote.

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vinylscratchp0n3 23

If it's a plaster cast, you can just sand it off without compromising your cast.

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mhc91 10

Shes just an asshole but don't worry you'll find someone better than her

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Pinkfun69 4

One word "sharpe"

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Muttley9 13

And you think guys are the only ones with lines? Now you know better. We all have to put ourselves out there... and we all get burned. I hope you find somebody that will truly let you in, be a part of your life, be a true partner and mate :)

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commandercolbert 6

hard to find loyal ppl these days hope you find someone better

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