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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Alfreton

Today, my girlfriend dumped me for another guy. Last week, she wrote sweet things like "Love you forever" and "Light of my life" on my arm cast. I have to wait two more weeks until it's taken off. FML
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emirie 21

Cross it off so you don't have to look at it.

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lvg_fml 10

Think of it as a reminder of how lucky you are to be rid of her. Someone who changes that fast has no idea what love is

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mattdaviess 6

or you could put coloured cast-tape on it. i am pretty sure they sell it at most hospitals.

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Crazafon 19

Cross it out and write "lies" next to it

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semper_fi_celia 9

I know how that is..

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snugglesMcGee199 23

Ahh, bitches be fickle. My sympathy goes out to you.

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