It's time to plot your revenge, OP

I'm guilty of doing this but I didn't let him leave looking like that but I was sure able to once he was beyond pissed he said it took hours to get all the mascara, eyeliner. eyeshadow, lipstick, foundation and concealer off ^_^ he learned to be nicer to me especially before he went to sleep .. worked out well

You can buy beer from a servo in America??

It's weird how many men never look in the mirror before leaving the house...

This FML reminds me of those Pokemon scenes where Jigglypuff draws on peoples' sleeping faces.

I enjoy a good prank but this is over and above does she not realize that this is humiliating you're not a transvestite WTF

IDK, maybe you don't look the same when you're wearing makeup compared to when you're not. Go back to the gas station & don't worry.

Paint her face next time she sleeps

or you could be less insecure about your perceived "manliness", and buy your beer anyways.

Who buys their beer from the gas station?