Haha, I just showed this post to my husband. I don't think he'll go anywhere without looking in a mirror from now on :) OP, thank your wife for this awesome idea.

Or you could just get over it? Jeez, man.

You have an epic wife with a great sense of humour!!! Definitely a keeper!!!

This is hilarious, but how did you not feel the makeup?

The people at the gas station most likely dont give a damn. I wouldn't. I'd think it was a prank or a dare and go on with my life.

I doubt they really even cared. Going out of your way to buy beer elsewhere would seem like an overreaction to me.

Beer from a gas station? WTF are you getting, Shaefer?

Own it. Have your wife do your makeup again and go back to that gas station and buy your beer, singing "I Feel Pretty" the entire time.

Why would you have to get beer else where? Nothing wrong with you having make up on

That's a good wife. Haha!