Students, Stranger danger and Love: Avoidance

Avoidance

By Kelavmeister - 17/04/2009 01:16 - United States

Today, I was driving home from school when I saw this girl I like walking home. Trying to be polite, I pulled over and asked if she wanted a ride. My offer was rejected as she said, "No, I'm actually already home," and walked up the nearest driveway. My driveway. FML

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You deserved it 7 018

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By syco - 28/12/2009 17:17 - United Kingdom

Today, the girl I like was panicking because her car broke down, so I offered her a lift to wherever she needed to be. I drove her to her boyfriend's house. She asked me to drive her home in the morning. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 297

You deserved it 7 405

By Anonymous - 09/03/2010 07:47 - United States

Today, I was driving back home after hanging out with some friends. I drove pass a woman standing next to a broken down car. I felt bad, so went back and offered her a ride home. Turns out it wasn't her car and she was a hooker. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 364

You deserved it 4 621

By Anonymous - 09/10/2018 03:00

Today, I was cuddling with the girl I've been seeing for the past few months. She was saying how much she liked me and how much I meant to her. Reciprocating those feelings, I asked her to be my girlfriend. It was a HARD no for her. Then she drove me an hour and a half home. FML

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You deserved it 309

By Anonymous - 01/09/2009 15:09 - United States

Today, I met a girl at a bar. After buying her a few drinks, we decided to head back to her place. Not wanting to leave either of our cars, I followed her home. While driving, she sent me text because she missed her exit. I tried to text her back something witty and instead rear ended her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 578

You deserved it 69 660

By brooke - 21/03/2012 17:12 - United States - Kissimmee

Today, while driving home from school, I noticed one of our hot quarterbacks in the car behind me. Trying to impress him, I pulled into the driveway of an expensive-looking house. To my horror, he pulled in behind me and asked what I was doing at his house. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 185

You deserved it 69 497

Play it cool

By NathanPlays - 23/04/2011 01:39 - United States

Today, a very attractive girl moved in across the road from me. As I was leaving, I noticed she was looking out her window at me. I tried playing it cool, only to end up tripping over my own feet, hands in pocket, and faceplanting the hood of my dad's car. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 108

You deserved it 20 265

Mind melt

By roar_shark - 11/07/2009 03:41 - Canada

Today, I was driving home from my friend's house and noticed this really cute girl riding her bike. She had an amazing body, beautiful blonde hair, and looked like my kind of girl! About 10 minutes after I got home, my sister pulled up. She had just biked home from the hair salon. FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 281

You deserved it 30 168

By bitch - 04/08/2010 01:19 - United States

Today, my car broke down. I had a two mile, up-hill walk ahead of me. About half way up the hill, a car beeped. Thinking they were poking fun at my misfortune, I began to curse and use obscene gestures, only to find out that it was my neighbor asking if I needed a ride. She drove off. FML

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You deserved it 55 546

By thicklysettled - 20/07/2009 04:04 - United States

Today, I was talking to the girl I've liked for 2 years. We were assigned partners for a History project so we were going to work on it at my house. When she asked me for directions, I told her I lived on Woodcock Road. She yelled slapped me and stormed off. I was serious. FML

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You deserved it 3 382

High hopes

By mywillyisdisappointed - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I went out with a girl I've been dating. I dropped her off and she finally asked me if I wanted to come in. When I did, she asked me to change a light bulb in her kitchen, and then promptly sent me home. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 156

You deserved it 3 533

Dutchie2010 0

Friday 17 April 2009 9:54

hahahhahahahaah...you should have pulled into the driveway and rolled down your window and said "woah you live here too??"

dino_witha_cape 0

Friday 17 April 2009 9:55

Hahaha. "Well, that's funny, because so am I." and then park and walk into your house. she'd be the embarrassed one x)

Comments

afg5050 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 21:39

wow i really hope you made her feel like an idiot by pulling into your driveway and into the house. and i agree with VooDooXII , this is an FML for her too. lol what a bitch!

fuckass 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 1:30

What #2 said :)

jackattack96 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 23:14

166 i no i meant like a crush but if he has a crush on her then they obviously must know each other so to everyone that said dont take rides from stangers 1) hes not a stranger 2) she cudve kept walking and said im ok i dont live too much farther

tRiViUm256 0

Friday 24 April 2009 3:10

Unless you knew her somewhat, perhaps she was just trying to stay safe (don't take rides from strangers). If it was someone who you actually talk to every now and then, though, then she's a bitch and I hope you made that clear by pulling into your driveway at the same time.

Doc_Fancy1731 0

Friday 24 April 2009 8:19

lmfao that biddy mad dumb

synesthesia_bass 0

Friday 24 April 2009 11:31

wow. completely opposite happened to me but I ended up driving for another extra 5 miles to drop her home. But we had a nice talk on the way

kirbyviper93 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 7:08

Somewhere else on this site, she posted this same story from her point of view, saying that it had been you house. ^^Most likely untrue, but that would be freakin hilarious.

ShadowMystika 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 22:59

"Wow, really? How how have you been living in my house?!!"

cyxx 0

Monday 27 April 2009 8:29

143 you are ridiculous. We can safely assume from this FML that they know each other, because he said "the girl I like", as in the girl he has a crush on. If he has a crush on her they probably know each other/go to the same high school. And the first part clearly says "I was driving home from school when I saw this girl". So he was just driving to his house, probably about to go into the driveway when he sees the girl on his street and asks if she wants a ride. That does NOT mean he hangs around his driveway waiting to pick girls up. Please learn to read sometime.